Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by Nublar7, Nov 1, 2012.
dude is a legit animal
Props to C. Wake. The NFL is starting to recognize the hard work he puts in week in and week out.
Props to Cameron Wake. Keep on keeping on.
He will get two more sacks v colts too.................
I'll start it:
Cameron Wake is so good he had 2 sacks during the bye week.
Potatos are afraid of Wake because they know they are going to be sacked.
We should change the expression from "hop in the sack" to "hop in the Wake".
Oh but he is to small to play 4-3 defensive end.lol
nice. and this is only the halfway point.
Other members of the Miami Dolphins D got Cameron Wake a cake for winning AFC defensive player of the month. Unfortunately, he ate the whole cake before they could tell him there was a stripper inside it.
Upon hearing of his award, Cameron Wake went an hour without killing, just to kill some time.
Even Chuck Norris fears Wake.
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John Beck pees himself everytime he hears the name Cam Wake.
* Cameron Wake sleeps with a pillow under his gun
* Cameron Wake doesn't wear boots, they are his real feet
* The property market collapsed because Cameron Wake ran at it
* Cameron Wake doesn’t wear a watch … he decides what time it is
* Cameron Wake is so hard he could kill two stones with one bird
* The reason NASA didn’t renew the Shuttle programme is because Cameron Wake can just throw stuff into space
* Cameron Wake had a fight with Superman and the loser had to wear their underpants over their trousers.
The NFL changed the rules when Cam Wake entered the league so that defenders can't be called for holding on Wake. It was the only way to even the playing field (and protect the QB's).
Bluk Bluk! Playmaker! Glad the NFL is doing it's job! And thank you Kevin Coyle for making Wake a Full Time DE, even though he does drop into coverage about 10% of the time!
“Is there a more dominant pass rusher in the NFL right now than Wake?” the site said in its article. “He’s already up to 48 combined sacks, hits and hurries and is constantly terrorizing right tackles across the league.”
Pro Football Focus has been dead on with Cam, even when he wasn't getting the sacks.
Wake has been a beast in October. He's been terrifyingly good.
He's so strong he doesn't do push ups.....he just pushes the earth down.
Cameron Wake is so good he uses rolling stones to gather moss.
Cameron Wake took a barrel of John Jameson's wiskey and Jameson said "OK"
Cameron Wake once ate beef jerky while saking a Sasquatch.
E now equals CW²
Well deserving. Good ****.
All jokes aside, I have never seen a DE get held as much as Wake gets held. It is almost every play.
Imagine how good he'd be if CFL players actually could make a successful transition to The Big Show.
when Alexander graham bell finally invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Cameron wake
Dude is a beast!!!!
I've seen a DE get held as much as Wake does.
He wore #99. His initials were "J.T."
Perhaps you know who I am talking about.
It suits him....Halloween
Cameron Wake didn't come from Canada.........Canada came from him!
Cameron Wake doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
There was once a street named after Cameron Wake, but that was changed recently because nobody crosses Cameron Wake and lives.
Cameron Wake has been to Mars, which is why there are no signs of intelligent life.
Cameron Wake doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the **** out of it.
Cameron Wake played rock, paper, scissors in front of a mirror and won.
Cameron Wake once threw a boomerang, it was too scared to come back.
Cameron Wake breast feeds John Madden.
Tom Brady has a summer home in Wake's groin.
I once saw Wake scissor kick Roger Goodell........Goodell thanked him.