Potential scenario no 2....
McDonald's drive thru (face it, if this happened in a car you know McDonald's is involved). Someone driving by trying to get a big mac while hammered with his friends spots MuchoStinko in the drive thru. Guy says to his friend, "Hey ITS CHAD JOHNSON! Get that nerf ball out of the back seat. Lets see if he can catch it!" Guy in passenger seat throws nerf ball towards Chad Johnson. Chad instinctively does the move he has now mastered where he goes into a dive for the ball. While this makes the catch tougher, it gives off the appearence that he is trying really hard, but the only goal of this move is to avoid getting hit by a defender. In process of diving, Chad headbutts wife. Drunk guys pick up nerf ball and flee the scene. No one spots them. Chad tries to explain, nobody buys it, gets arrested.