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  1. WeVie

    WeVie Champion Of The Beards!

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    So my wife says she is a Jets fan. She has been every since I have known her way before we got together or got married but I'm not sure I believe her for this reason. She is always wearing my clothes. Now keep in mind that she has her own Jets clothes. She has a couple of jerseys, a few t-shirts and sweatshirts, and a jacket or two. She also has some girlie things like ear rings and stuff.

    A bunch of times she wears my dolphin clothes with an excuse of, "i'm cold and it was close by", or "it was the first thing I grabbed."

    Another reason I think she may be a closet phin fan is because she always watches the dolphin game with me. We have sunday ticket and three big screen hd tvs to watch so she could watch it. She says, "but I want to spend time with you."

    I have called her out about it a bunch but she says no waya then says something like how can I be a fan of the squished fish. That is her favorite.

    So what do you guys think?
     
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    Dolphins7273 A True Fan

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    A true Jets scum wouldn't wear Dolphins gear...
     
  3. dolfan305

    dolfan305 I Love the Dolphins

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    she is trying to jinx us.
     
  4. Bleed GnW

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    Ya any true jets fan would never touch that trash.


    Plus isn't that your wife in your avatar wearing a fins jersey?
     
  5. WeVie

    WeVie Champion Of The Beards!

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    no that's my three year old little girl.
     
  6. WeVie

    WeVie Champion Of The Beards!

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    It's not something she just started. It's something she has always did.
     
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    Vaark Nihil taurus crappus Finheaven VIP Donator

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    First, what self-respecting woman, who does not need to camouflage the regurgitation resulting from ptomaine poisoning or rooting for the Jets, would, from an aesthetic standpoint, choose to wear vomit green instead of fashionable aqua orange???

    Beyond that, like the old adage says: "Keep your friends close and enemies even closer." A word to the wise: After our Sunday victory, be careful, very careful!


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  8. WeVie

    WeVie Champion Of The Beards!

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    this was from about two years ago.

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  9. Bleed GnW

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    Well let's just say I'm going to get off this topic........
     
  10. WeVie

    WeVie Champion Of The Beards!

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    WeVie Champion Of The Beards!

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    I'm trying to raise her the right way. She says the Jets are stinky.

    I always tell her that good little girls who like the Dolphins get presents.
     
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    Doing a very good, way to go. :up:

    Tell your wife she is too attractive to allow that ghastly green to bring her looks down a few shades, Aqua marine, the color is magic and trendy....everyone will be wearing it soon. :wink:
     
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    Btw, great Alan Mills tattoo. Although, I would have put it on my shoulder! :lol:

    Merry X-mas, Wevie :hi5:
     
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    phinfan33 A True Fan

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    based on what you said...i'd say she's a closet Dolphins fan...and dude,just like i'm doing with my son...keep raising your daughter as a Dolphins fan...
     
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    vaark, are you from deltona? Where'd you get that pic?
     
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    I'd say she's a closet fin fan. And keep raising your daughter right, having found out your child is Jet's fan could be very devastating :err:. Nice to see some Tazewell fans represent. Roanoke over here :beer1:
     
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    coalesce Dolphin Fan since 1974

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    Lovely pictures, you should be proud of your little girl and proud that your wife shares your passion, be it for the Dolphins or not. So often, husbands are faced by wives who give them a "either football or me"-type of ultimatum, so the fact that she enjoys the sport as much as you speaks volumes for your relationship.

    I'd be curious to know what jersey she chooses to wear on Sunday afternoon. I'm hoping by the end of the game she wears some of your gear to celebrate the 2008 AFC East champion Miami Dolphins.

    Enjoy your Holidays!!

    Michael
     
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    WeVie Champion Of The Beards!

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    I am sure she will be wearing her Favre jersey tomorrow. She had to buy one as soon as they were out.
     
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    I would say she loves you.
     
  20. WeVie

    WeVie Champion Of The Beards!

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    So now she wants to make a bet with me. She says that if the jets win I have to buy three jets items and wear something once a week forever.

    If the phins win she says she will switch to a dolphins fan. this I don't trust.

    I think it's just a trick to get me in something ugly and green. I don't think I am going to do it because if the jets by some miracle would win........................................
     
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    A real Jets fan would never switch, I would never make a bet with a Jets fan saying that I will switch if we lose. BTW, was it hard to hug her for that picture, knowing you had to come in contact with that rag?? :sidelol:
    J/K, my wife claims to be a Cowboys fan, yet she really doesnt care. She just likes to make me mad when the Phins lose.
     
  22. WeVie

    WeVie Champion Of The Beards!

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    But she does care. that's why I say she is just tryiing to trick me. No way will I take any chance to have to wear green trash.
     
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    Besides that even if you win, you still lose because deep down she is a Jets fan wearing the colors that we take pride in wearing.
     
  24. WeVie

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    Yep that's what I think too!
     

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