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Dave's new motivational tactics and props for 04 training camp:

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Day 1: A giant lobster chomping on a big fat blunt!! Upon entering the locker room, Pat Surtain says: "Hey coach, we supposed to eat or smoke that thing before games?"

Day 2: Cheech and Chong provide counseling to dolphin players needing to come to terms with Ricky's departure. "I say f-- that guy, man!" lectures Cheech. "Forget him man. Man, I got the perfect medicine for you guys, Man. Ever heard of Amsterdam Gold seal, Man?"

Day 3: Dave brings in 40 brooms and dust pans for the players. "Afterall," says Dave. "I promised we'd get this thing cleaned up."

Day 4: Dave takes his players on a field trip to Soldier field in Chicago, where Dave tells tales of his head coaching glory years in the mid-ninetes. "I want all that and more for you guys," says dave. "Can you feel it?" Only Jay seems to be listening.
 
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