Finheaven Staff Ask Us Anything

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  1. FinHeaven Staff

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    Ok, this is your chance Finheaven members to ask the staff members of Finheaven the questions that are burning on your mind. (If you feel an acutal burning on your mind, or anywhere else for that matter, call a doctor, and also inform the prostitute you recently visited that she may need to do the same thing.)

    Disclaimer: All posts will be moderated, and we will answer the ones we feel like.
     
  2. d-day

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    Henrik: Black leather pants or red? and why...
     
  3. nick1

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    Let's tag the staff member like @Henrik etc
     
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    Black for sure! ...unless you are a cute girl that can get away with red :rolleyes:
     
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    I think we should reword the title to Ask the staff questions
    I always thought AMA meant against medical advice :confused:
     
  6. nick1

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    Lol fish
     
  7. d-day

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    I was talking about me!
     
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    That wasn't a joke brother Nick. I once left a hospital without the doctor's ok and had to sign a form with that title AMA
    Buddy and Gonzo probably know this.
     
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    I got ya. Sorry :)
     
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    Please sign the GFY form I left at the door. Thank you.
     
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    Actually it's a funny story. A few years back i spent a few days in the Hospital. My doctor visited late in the day and said everything looks good so you can go home tomorrow. Tomorrow came around and no one could find this guy and the nurses said he was the only one who could ok me going home. Morning turned to afternoon and i said **** it and left. The nurses chase me down and made me sign that AMA form to cover their butts should I die on the way home I guess. It was the same as a GFY notice brother NY or at least that how i took it at the time :)
     
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    What would chairs look like if our knees bent the other way?
     
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    @Bumpus
    How many dedicated years of gluttony and alcoholic abuse did it take you to build that prodigious gut?
     
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    @d-day
    if you, your sweetie and Louis Oliver were sailing on the Gulf and the boat capsized, and it's right before the season opener, if there are 2 life savers, who gets them?
     
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    Louis Oliver is my sweetie. Sweet Lou and me for the win!
     
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    @fishfanmiami

    What "cup" size of a mermaid swimming by, would it take for you to look up from that butt?
     
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    I think you meant that for the Joe Theismann AMA.
     
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    You can pull off the red leather thongs @d-day as long as it's the same red shade as your thigh high boots. Rock on!
     
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    There is one question I get asked all the time guys and that's " Do you have to have a PHD and be hung like a horse to be on the FinHeaven staff ? "

    I'll say for the record the PHD part is not true

    And to brother Vaark it would have to be some large coconuts to break my concentration :)
     
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    I predict thread of the year
     
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    Not generally a good idea. Insurance typically won't pay if you leave AMA.
     
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    I'm not sure but we'd have to sit on our balls.
     
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    Wouldn't your balls be reversed too? These are the questions that keep me up at night
     
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    Yep. Whether it is intelligent life or not is debatable. But in honesty I think it is ignorant to think that this planet is the only one in the entire universe that has life on it.

    So much so that these ****ers scare me to death. I even jumped when I googled the image

    [​IMG]
     
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    That would mean that our peckers would point backwards and our butt holes forward. That doesn't sound good to me at all. Not to mention that jerking off would be quite the feat.
     
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    Something just tells me that Bumpus has undeniably seen an alien or UFO.
     
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    I believe they exist but they are nowhere near as advanced as movies portray. I do believe Mars had some form of life at one point. I think there is evidence to support it even if it was just bacteria
     
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    This one is to all fh staff, what is the craziest thing you've seen at a Dolphins game. Im talkin fights, drunken idiots, or even some of the buffalo natives slamming someone wwe style thru a table. What say you
     
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    @blackcreedbandit, Unfortunately, (or fortunately) I haven't seen anything really wild at any of the games, However I was at the 49ers game last year, and there was a mouthy 49ers fan in front of me. God help me if the dolphins don't win that game.
     
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    I saw a YouTube video of some 49ers fan getting jacked up in the stands he ended up falling a couple rows of seats, what a complete mess
     
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    It has been years since I've been to a game but the jets game in Miami had a ton of fights. One year I went to the jets game Christmas and I believe it was Monday night (was definitely prime time). It rained on and off the entire game. Lots of fights and some women flashed the crowd. Those jets games are crazy
     
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    Really like your J train sig brother Nick. Nice work shifty :thumbsup
     
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    I saw a guy charge the field after we beat the Jets get his *** kicked by police and it looked like they broke his leg. Same game, an old lady beaned a mouthy jets fan with a cup of ice and he couldn't do squat because she was surrounded by big dolphins fans.
     
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    Never again. I think I have just the response to another suggestion from UK. starts with a "G".
     
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    Isn't that NYs thing?
     
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    Lmfao! Goddamn Brits wanna exit everything one way or another.
     
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    I think... I'm more than capable of using it properly.
     
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    You could be smart as a horse and hung like Einstein )
     
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