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Fins assistant Matt Burke’s thriller vacations have Gase gritting teeth

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When Dolphins coaches break for summer vacation, Adam Gase might tell Clyde Christensen he hopes he spends peaceful time on the beach. He might wish Darren Rizzi safe travels with the kids.
Then he’ll remind Matt Burke of his familiar refrain:
“If you die, I’m gonna kill you!”
Gase can’t be sure his defensive coordinator will come back in one piece.
Neither can Burke.
Once, in New Zealand, Burke went skydiving, which evidently was boring.
On the same trip, he jumped off a 450-foot cliff.
At least he was hooked to a bungee cord.
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/sports...e-gase-gritting-teeth/ZCAaUtfMlqTlruwJDeFgEN/
 
Damn, if you want to get respect from your players, do something they think is impossible. Burke does the impossible every year.
 
I need a Gorillas in the Mist Photoshop with Burke's face swapped with Dr. Jane Goodal's...Same for the gorillas with our D-line.


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Damn, if you want to get respect from your players, do something they think is impossible. Burke does the impossible every year.

That ish is for amateurs. If he wants respect, he's gotta go rogue.

Possibly hunt down Shia Lebouf, wrestle him to the ground and make him wear MAGA hats and accessories...or maybe the same thing with Jared Kushner and "I heart Shia Lebouf" apparel. Then I'd be uber impressed.
 
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