Funny New York Jets Jokes!!!

[dougfinsfan72]

I hope this isn't a posting violation, if it is I apologize!!

I was reading the Sun-Sentinel Miami Dolphins Blogs which you probably know hates on their sports writers all the time (rightfully so a lot of times because of their lack of grammatical skills and football knowledge).

Anyway one of the posters, as usual, went off topic and posted some great New York Jets jokes. Hope these brighten up your day or night!!

Q: What do you call 53 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The New York Jets
Posted by: Sprovo | February 27, 2009 at 01:36 PM

Q: What do the New York Jets and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ.'
Posted by: Sprovo | February 27, 2009 at 01:36 PM

Q: How do you keep a New York Jet out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Posted by: Sprovo | February 27, 2009 at 01:36 PM

Q: Where do you go in New York in case of a tornado?
A: To the Meadowlands - they never get a touchdown there.
Posted by: Sprovo | February 27, 2009 at 01:36 PM

Q: Why was Eric Mangini upset when the New York Jets play book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it yet.

Q: What's the difference between the New York Jets and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill.

:lol2::hi5:

 

[TakeOne]

Q: What's the difference between the New York Jets and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill.

I remember that used to be a Montana joke. Funny stuff. The tornado one garnered a chuckle.

 

[maralieus]

yeah the 4 quarters was the best one.

 

[DMC80]

This isn't so much a joke, as it is a statement.

Why wasn't Eric Mangini focused as the Jets season was coming to a close.

He was too busy filming his new movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop:rimshot:

 

[Jetsfan0099]

Kind of lame, not funny at all.

 

[TakeOne]

Kind of lame, not funny at all.

Its never funny when your sorry franchise is the butt of every joke. We had to live with it, now its your turn.

 

[mindstate]

I am a Jets fan, but I can laugh at this. Although some of those don't really apply as we did a pretty good job scoring this season (until December. )

Its never funny when your sorry franchise is the butt of every joke. We had to live with it, now its your turn.

How is it our turn? When history looks back on this season, all they'll see is 9-7. Let's just leave out the details.

 

[BARF]

got one guys
what is the difference between the jets and a hooker
one blows and the other stands the corner looking for work.

loved the coloring book one though that was funny

 

[jhortondj2]

Did you know that 31 out of 32 NFL Teams suffer from diarrhea........
The NY Jets are the only ones who enjoy it!

Jets coaches and diapers have one thing in common, they should both be changed regularly and for the same reason!

Listen Jets fans...the last thing I want to do is hurt your feelings......but it is on my list!

I got a million of 'em

 

[jhortondj2]

Did you hear the one about the Cheatriots............

Bill Belichek was leading a team prayer before a game, and asked God to help lead them to victory...after the loss one of his players explained "God doesn't work that way".....So Bill just started cheating and asked God for forgiveness!!!

Now, even if Bill admitted he was a liar, I wouldn't believe him.........liar!!!

 

[jhortondj2]

It's true....Jets have broken the sound barrier!!!!
But light travels much faster than sound, which explains why some people seem bright until you hear them speak!!!
Guess the Jets should keep their team business quiet from now on!

 

[jhortondj2]

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

Is anybody listening ????
Come on already....we're all in this alone!!!
I'm Dying here..........if you don't come to my funeral.....I'm not coming to yours.

 

[TakeOne]

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

Is anybody listening ????
Come on already....we're all in this alone!!!
I'm Dying here..........if you don't come to my funeral.....I'm not coming to yours.

Lol. Sounds like you need an I.V.

Here's my shot at a lame joke:

In an effort to bolster their draft efforts, the Miami Dolphins organization contacted Brett Favre, on account that he is known for giving away picks.
:rimshot:

 

[jhortondj2]

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