Geno says "move your Butt over Mark, it's time to free Willy."

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  1. Phindog

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    Geno in scandal over picture of his privates.Geno Smith Undergoes Jets Rite Of Passage: A ****-Shot Scandal


    Yesterday, the site Baller Alert ("For Women Who Want The Ballerific Life") published an account from an Atlanta woman who claimed to have had a fling with Smith over the last month, flying out to see him for unprotected sex in Charlotte, and again in New York over Christmas, before ending the relationship upon learning that he had a girlfriend. The post has been removed, but a cached version is available here.


    The woman used her real name (or at least her real Twitter/Instagram name, which in this world is basically the same thing), and is catching crap from Jets fans for this. But she included screenshots and pictures of what she says are conversations with Smith, and even the money shot: a Facetime dong selfie.


    Smith joins an illustrious line of Jets QBs who've had their low points with women shared for all to see, succeeding buttfumble and Brett Favre, and dating all the way back to Joe Namath. A Browning Nagle sex tape seems inevitable at this point. Whatever the validity of this Ballerific lady's account, let's use this opportunity to remind all current and future Jets signal-callers to keep it in your pants.


    http://bleacherreport.com/tb/dc6q3?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=nfl
     
  2. nyjunc

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    it wasn't enough to post this once?

    someone is trying to deflect from something. I wonder what that is?

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  3. Phindog

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    This is so worthy of it's own thread.

    I loved
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  4. nyjunc

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    I get it, you need to take away attention from him going in there and outplaying the "younger, better version of Tom Brady" w/ a playoff spot for you on the line.
     
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    I'm thinking he's trying to take away attention of his lower lip being bigger...
     
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    Damn,that girl was pissed,turned down hush money and threw the photo up.I like her.. she could be Dolphin fan material.
     
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    Geno's got a new nick name "Mandingo" :lol2:
     
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    He would've posted that had Miami won that game right? There's no difference. But please enjoy not being in the playoffs like our ****ty team.
     
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    You are very whiny today. How about a pic to lighten the mood?

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    lol junc getting upset about a little jets scandal being posted on a dolphins forum, so he posts pics of the last week. only one person deflecting here, and it's the typical culprit. why don't you partake in a conversation about the thread topic, or simply not post in this thread? simple question...
     
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    Junk loves him some Mandingo:lol2:
     
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    If we are posting pictures from meaningless wins, I like this one better:

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    our win knocked you out of the playoffs, if you beat us you'd be playing this weekend.

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    That's a funny picture. :lol:

    If the Jets had beat the Dolphins at home wouldn't they have gone to the playoffs at 9-7 instead of SD?

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    You guys let junc troll you? :lol:

    Yes, junc. No reason to post this other than the fact that we are furious about losing. No chance its actually worth posting in its own right.
     
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    I am not sure, maybe but that game was a month ago. This was a win and in game.


    Ryan's 4th pick of the game.

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    Yawn :rolleyes2:.........could care less. Means absolutely nothing.
     
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    If I was in middle school I might actually have been moved by your hilarious diss. Since we're adults, or are posing as adults, I hope you'd realize how weird you are to post these images as if they're supposed to make me feel bad.
     
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    This is what your franchise QB does...you goota love the Jet circus.

    This girl asks Geno for a picture of his junk and wanted him to text it... he wouldn't do that and would only facetime her with it in hopes of impressing her with his massave manhood.

    She then "claims that she snapped a screenshot of Geno’s junk and filed it away for safe keeping".:lol2: Nothing like keeping Geno's manhood safe :3w: A picture of Geno's junk... a freaking Jet Rembrandt only equal to #4's famous Jet crotchless pantie pic's.

    Can't wait for whats next. :tubes:
     
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    I thought it didn't matter to you if you win games early or late. You either win enough to make the playoffs or you don't. Had the Jets won that earlier game, they would have won the tie breaker in common games over SD giving them the 6th seed. You are right though. The Dolphins knocked the Jets out of playoff contention a month ago. It doesn't mean much to me when my team also missed the playoffs.

    Nice gif! At least he didn't wipe it on the backup QB like this douche:

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    our QB was doing that playing well in an AFC Championship Game(that's in this thing called the playoffs which you probably aren't aware of), your QB was doing it getting thrashed at home w/ a chance to make the playoffs- it was his fourth pick of the game.

    it sucks to miss the playoffs again but clearly we are ascending, a young team that started 5 rookies that was supposed to win 3-4 games finished in 2nd place and won 8. I feel pretty good.
     
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    You mean the QB that led the team to 3 first half points while fumbling to give the other team 7? The QB that followed back to back AFCC game losses with 8-8 and 6-10 seasons? The QB that probably won't be on the team next year?

    Careful junc, you are starting to sound like a Dolphins fan feeling good after 3 straight non winning seasons. :lol:
     
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    What's this got to do with the thread?
     
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    It's just junc being junc. Posting pictures of Ryan picking his nose to deflect from the Geno story. I was just having a little fun with it.
     
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    Does your company know they pay you to try and insult someone you've never met before?
     
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    And someone wanted to close the LOL@Jets thread. :lol:

    The Jets are the gift that keeps on giving. :hi5:
     
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    The QB that brought us back w/in 5 and watched as our D couldn't get a stop late to give our O a chance. The QB w/ 4 playoff wins which is more than Miami 1995-2013. yes, that QB.

    the vaark school of debating, when you have nothing resort to discussing when I post as if you guys don't post here all day during the week. At least I am not on here Fri and Sat nights like you guys:lol2:
     
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    Hey junc...have you seen the money shot? :lol2::lol2::lol2:
     
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    no, I'll leave that to you guys to oggle over.:chuckle:
     
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    This indicates what, I don't have a life? I'm in my 30's and I have an 8 week old daughter. Forgive me for not being at the club getting motor-boated by all the hookers like you.
     
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    I don't go out, I spend time w/ my wife and kids.

    congrats on your daughter.
     
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    :lol2:
     
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    Why do all the recent Jets QB's have problems showing their junk or being perverts?
     
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    Junc?:chuckle:
     
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    they just follow suit. Afterall their head coach is a perv/cuckold
     
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    after 2 years as a HC:

    Rex, 4 playoff wins, 2 title games
    Philbin: ZERO playoff apps
     
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    Correct. And both are still loser teams.
     

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