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Cage Rosenfails

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All A.J. has to do is launch it in the air and Mike will do the rest. Mark my words. Forget everybody else. Havent yall realized that the greatest names on sports start with Mike

Greatest Basketball Player-Michael Jordan
Greatest Boxer-Mike Tyson

Greatest Killer- Michael Myers

Greatest Singer/Dancer- Michael Jackson

Greatest Reciever- Mike Williams

Dont let the name Mike pass you by. This is the man.
 
Thats as strong an argument for drafting a player as I've ever heard.
 
You can't really say Greatest Killer is Michael Myers, unless you say greatest killer in fiction. And Muhammed Ali, Joe Frazier, and Roy Jones Jr(lb. for lb. a better fighter) are all better boxers than Tyson. And sorry to say, Jerry Rice is the best reciever. MW isn't even the best reciever College Football has seen.

If you want someone who is coming out early, who's big, and runs around a 4.6, with great hands and jumping ability, we could always look at Larry Brackins later in the draft. He never played D-I ball, but at least he didn't sit out a full year.(Note: I like Mike Williams, but feel #2 is a shade too high, and that Braylon Edwards is better right option that high)
 
Cage Rosenfails said:
All A.J. has to do is launch it in the air and Mike will do the rest. Mark my words. Forget everybody else. Havent yall realized that the greatest names on sports start with Mike

Greatest Basketball Player-Michael Jordan
Greatest Boxer-Mike Tyson

Greatest Killer- Michael Myers

Greatest Singer/Dancer- Michael Jackson

Greatest Reciever- Mike Williams

Dont let the name Mike pass you by. This is the man.
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IMHO.
Basketball: Wilt Chamberlain
Boxer: Mohammed Ali
Killer: Stalin/Hitler
Singer/Dancer: WGAF
Receiver: Air Bud.

Don't need a WR though. If you are so eager to see this person drafted, then maybe start supporting a team that will draft him. If you are like me, hey that means a whole new wardrobe.
 
beejay05 said:
Thats as strong an argument for drafting a player as I've ever heard.
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:roflmao:
 
Frisches13283 said:
You can't really say Greatest Killer is Michael Myers, unless you say greatest killer in fiction. And Muhammed Ali, Joe Frazier, and Roy Jones Jr(lb. for lb. a better fighter) are all better boxers than Tyson. And sorry to say, Jerry Rice is the best reciever. MW isn't even the best reciever College Football has seen.

If you want someone who is coming out early, who's big, and runs around a 4.6, with great hands and jumping ability, we could always look at Larry Brackins later in the draft. He never played D-I ball, but at least he didn't sit out a full year.(Note: I like Mike Williams, but feel #2 is a shade too high, and that Braylon Edwards is better right option that high)
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Nobody wanted to fight Mike Tyson when he was whippin everybody's @ss. All the great fighters that are fighting now or retired already(Lennox Lewis) all came out after Mike went to jail.
 
Yeah ummmm....too bad the front office never knew this secret in '83... They would have never wasted a 1st rounder on someone named Dan...
 
Mike Tyson is 5 foot 7

Not a centimeter taller. I've seen him in person dozens of times and it's amazing. He is the most physically unimposing onetime terror of all time. It looks like you could flick him away with a little finger or two. Not even that dense, in the body, I mean.

I'll never forget the first time I saw him, in the Sands casino, late '80s. He walked by with an entourage while I was talking to an English couple. The husband recognized him first and said to his wife, "Why lookee there, it's Mike Tyson!"

If I (hopefully) live to 100 I'll never forget the wife's response, in phenomenal British accent: "Why, he can't be more than 5 feet tall."
 
I lived in Vegas for 23 years and saw Tyson on a couple occasions... He's not 5'7"...stop exaggerating.
 
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