Guys, We Will Win at least 6-8 games with Mike Williams

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  1. Cage Rosenfails

    Cage Rosenfails Banned Hammered

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    All A.J. has to do is launch it in the air and Mike will do the rest. Mark my words. Forget everybody else. Havent yall realized that the greatest names on sports start with Mike

    Greatest Basketball Player-Michael Jordan
    Greatest Boxer-Mike Tyson

    Greatest Killer- Michael Myers

    Greatest Singer/Dancer- Michael Jackson

    Greatest Reciever- Mike Williams

    Dont let the name Mike pass you by. This is the man.
     
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    I'm not even gonna comment on that one
     
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    Thats as strong an argument for drafting a player as I've ever heard.
     
  5. Cage Rosenfails

    Cage Rosenfails Banned Hammered

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    Alright you guys keep thinking its a joke.
     
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    You can't really say Greatest Killer is Michael Myers, unless you say greatest killer in fiction. And Muhammed Ali, Joe Frazier, and Roy Jones Jr(lb. for lb. a better fighter) are all better boxers than Tyson. And sorry to say, Jerry Rice is the best reciever. MW isn't even the best reciever College Football has seen.

    If you want someone who is coming out early, who's big, and runs around a 4.6, with great hands and jumping ability, we could always look at Larry Brackins later in the draft. He never played D-I ball, but at least he didn't sit out a full year.(Note: I like Mike Williams, but feel #2 is a shade too high, and that Braylon Edwards is better right option that high)
     
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    IMHO.
    Basketball: Wilt Chamberlain
    Boxer: Mohammed Ali
    Killer: Stalin/Hitler
    Singer/Dancer: WGAF
    Receiver: Air Bud.

    Don't need a WR though. If you are so eager to see this person drafted, then maybe start supporting a team that will draft him. If you are like me, hey that means a whole new wardrobe.
     
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    Dredd1050 A STRONG MAN SHEDS BLOOD BEFORE TEARS

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    I will
     
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    LarryFinFan Left So Fla, never the Fins...

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    Greatest child molester : Michael Jackson....
     
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    Stitches I love Mindwarp

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    Nobody wanted to fight Mike Tyson when he was whippin everybody's @ss. All the great fighters that are fighting now or retired already(Lennox Lewis) all came out after Mike went to jail.
     
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    Yeah ummmm....too bad the front office never knew this secret in '83... They would have never wasted a 1st rounder on someone named Dan...
     
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    Mike Tyson is 5 foot 7

    Not a centimeter taller. I've seen him in person dozens of times and it's amazing. He is the most physically unimposing onetime terror of all time. It looks like you could flick him away with a little finger or two. Not even that dense, in the body, I mean.

    I'll never forget the first time I saw him, in the Sands casino, late '80s. He walked by with an entourage while I was talking to an English couple. The husband recognized him first and said to his wife, "Why lookee there, it's Mike Tyson!"

    If I (hopefully) live to 100 I'll never forget the wife's response, in phenomenal British accent: "Why, he can't be more than 5 feet tall."
     
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    I lived in Vegas for 23 years and saw Tyson on a couple occasions... He's not 5'7"...stop exaggerating.
     
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    steveincolorado R.I.P. Max

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    You forgot...

    Mike "Tiger" Woods
    Mike Palmer aka Arnold
    Mike Nicklaus aka Jack
    Mike Petty aka Richard
    Mike Foyt aka AJ
     
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    Yet you were never man enough to confront him and tell him that were ya:eek:
     

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