If you ran into Jeff Ireland on the street ....

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  1. jg772006

    jg772006 FinHeaven VIP

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    What would you say to him? What would you do? (Be funny, serious, post a gif, whatever you want ... just trying to liven the mood)
     
  2. Hayden Fox

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    I would wish him luck and good will.
     
  3. PJack

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    [video=youtube;pprmIfVAOvE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pprmIfVAOvE[/video]
     
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    I would treat him with the same respect as would be due anyone else walking down the same street. Even if I don't like the way he has done his job, I still have no license to treat him with less consideration as any other person on the planet. If I had an opportunity to speak to him I would, but I would not discuss his job unless he brought it up.

    Respect and consideration are the bedrocks of a civilized society. As important as the Dolphins are to each of us, let us never forget that what we are talking about is a child's game being played by grown men.
     
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  5. AFCMiamiEast

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    I would give him the evil eye right before I raised my right fist in the air giving out a viciously intimidating battle cry, proceeding to give the man a nice handshake before telling him that this teams needs PLAYMAKERS!
     
  6. BahamaFinFan78

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    I would tell him that the reason Luck, RGIII were successful this year was WEAPONS! Get Tannehill some.
     
  7. mia4ever

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    I tell him to trade back in the draft and doubled down wide-out
     
  8. Phins28

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    Roundhouse kick to the face.
     
  9. J. David Wannyheimer

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    I'd shake his hand and say that my name is Mr. Corn Fed Tackle and that I'm a big fan of his work.
     
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    how about "take us to the promised land"?
     
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    eifert would be awesome in phin uni dontchya think?
     
  12. DuderinoN703

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    I wouldn't do or say a thing
     
  13. buzzard

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    I'd tell him to fire himself...
     
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    I don't want to say anything to him, it is Ross I would like to talk to
     
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    .... i'd throw the car in reverse and run into him again.
     
  16. MadDog 88

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    I would shake his hand, wish him luck and tell him to focus on acquiring multiple playmakers on both sides of the ball this off season.
     
  17. steeda

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    I would ask him what his plan was at WR once he traded Brandon Marshall.
     
  18. Phins117

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    I would tell him nothing...because he knows what needs to be done. So instead I would give him a nod of approval.
     
  19. endorPHINS72

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    I would thank him for the phenomenal job he has done here in bringing in playmakers and give him a big hug and not let go.
     
  20. Vertical Limit

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    Not gonna mention names but I know what some of the homers here would do if they saw Ireland.

    [video=youtube;kdPKBpiNyGw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdPKBpiNyGw[/video]

    And that's just them getting started.
     
  21. Awsi Dooger

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    I'd ask him where he watches the playoffs every year

    I'd ask him if season tickets were still available

    I'd ask him if he ever thought of trading for every pick in the 7th round
     
  22. TheMageGandalf

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    rofl
     
  23. DuderinoN703

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    As opposed to acting like they'd assault him or even murder him with their vehicle? Well of course.
     
  24. malzacher

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    I actually met him while I was working as a waiter in the keys with his wife. He was very nice and polite man. His wife was also a very. Nice lady. I spoke with him about the Dolphins and my desire to get into either scouting or coaching. He was very helpful! I wished him nothing but the best and told him to build a winner.
     
  25. Mike13

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    I'd ask him to stay still while I prepare some holy water, a wooden stake and some cloves of garlic.
    Because he is a daywalker afterall.
     
  26. OyeDale305

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    Ill ask him what is a definition of a playmaker
     
  27. Vertical Limit

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    :lol:
     
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    I'd probably talk to him about all the idiots on here and in Miami that don't understand how good a job he's actually done.
     
  29. finomenal

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    Those kicked in the nuts videos are ridiculous and I never found them to be funny. That's grounds for a serious *** kicking.
     
  30. dolpns13

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    Hopefully I would be wearing a Dolphins shirt and I would walk right past him and not say a word.
     
  31. joeharley666

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    I would tell him to visit this site and laugh at all dolts who think they can do your job better than you can. But because they tore their ACL in high school, they lost their scholarship to play for Notre Dame and prevented them from getting a GM's position in the NFL
     
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    Yourself included? Unless you have no opinion on the players he brings in, in which case you have no need to ever post on any Dolphins message board again.
     
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    Ill have my opinion after his time here has run it's course. You, me, and everyone else here has no idea exactly which players he was responsible for except for the 2012 draft and the free agents. And Marshall is not a bust IMO because he got injured and had no history for nagging injuries. I'm at least giving it this draft to before I can realistically criticize. People here have to real with themselves and get a grip. I love the forums and all but there is better things to talk about. I don't need 25 new threads everyday on the same exact "Ireland sucks" threads

     
  34. Atila

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    I'd ask him to hook me up with VIP access.
     
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    I'd ask him if his mother is/was a prostitute and wait for him to mutter "A**hole" under his breath while he walked away. I would then apologize, buy him a beer, and ask him if I could meet enduro.
     
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    I'd probably ask him to do Hard Knocks again. And see if he could get Philbin to grow a curly mustache.
     
  37. uk_dolfan

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    I would love to see hard knocks back... was an amazing insight into the team and their personalities.
     
  38. jtoomuch

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    ​I would have some questions.
     
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    ...actually I'd probably just ask for free season tickets...
     
  40. FinaticalOne

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    I would tell him, to keep grindin' and this is the year to add playmakers on both sides of the ball. Anything less than a playoff appearance next year will be a big disappointment. Good Luck.
     

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