Jets Fan Wins Smallest Penis Contest

Discussion in 'Beasts of the AFC East' started by Vaark, Oct 4, 2013.

  1. Vaark

    Vaark Nihil taurus crappus Finheaven VIP Donator

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    fishfanmiami Have you seen junior's grades ? Moderator Finheaven VIP

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    bet this guy came in second place

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  3. Vaark

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    that's one possibility
     
  4. LandShark13

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    here is another possibility...
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  5. DisturbedShifty

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    You know I bet... Never mind. I'll just let the obvious speak for itself. *walks away shaking head*

    Remember. Never goto the Library without your shotgun. now Free
     
  6. fishfanmiami

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    But he was in the pool :idk:

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  7. nyjunc

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    this excites vaark
     
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  9. Vaark

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    au contraire.. I have always been irresistably attracted to vagines.. so pucker up cupcake.
     
  10. nyjunc

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    much like w/ your football knowledge- you can't fool us:lol:
     
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    congrats to nyjunc:lol2:
     
  12. Vaark

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    yeah, tell us again the day before when the rumors broke.. and again after having the time to sleep on it after Geno was drafted what a disaster that was/is

    ..or that at any time in his lifetime, you wouldn't have traded Sanchez for 2 first rounders.

    aka: re a)your credibility and b)your football objectivity, you can't fool "us" (and "us" being the posters on FH and TGG) :up:

    Again, pucker up sweet lips
     
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    Some jokes write themselves. Vaark just pointed out the obvious.
     
  15. fishfanmiami

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    We have a late entry who claims he's a FH member

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    ;)
     
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    At least one jet made it past a title game.
     
  17. Vaark

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    Ironic lack of self-awareness sometimes even surprises me :up: (and that's saying a lot!)
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    This made me lol! Pure win!
     
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    my breasts aren't that big:lol:
     
  20. DuderinoN703

    DuderinoN703 I can get you a toe Finheaven VIP Donator

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    B-Cup instead? :d-day:
     
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    They're real and they're spectacular
     
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    I'd certainly motorboat Teri Hatcher back then. Now she's kinda nuts but I'd probably still get after it.
     
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    in related news, Rex Ryan has been unable to locate his tiny penis since 1985.
     
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    I loved her in the 90s
     

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