Joe Philbin.....

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  1. dobrasz54

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    is the reason Dan Marino never won a Super Bowl....
     
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    It's Joe Philbin's fault the dinosaurs all died out! Snakes! All of you! Snakes!

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    Joe Philbin crashed Amelia Earhart's plane.
     
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    Joe Philbin is the reason England keeps choking in the world cup
     
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    Joe Philbin is the one who shot Cyrus. It wasn't the Warriors
     
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    Philbin hired Parcells...
     
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    JP caused the power outage at Super Bowl XLVII
     
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    Philbin bit off Evander Holyfield's ear.
     
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    Joe Philbin taught Shouright statistics
     
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    Joe Philbin sunk noah's ark.
     
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    Joe Philbin pays WVs dial up
     
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    Joe Philbin is responsible for the creation of reality television.
     
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    Joe Philbin is the real man who assassinated Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria, effectively igniting World War 1. Bastard.
     
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    Joe Philbin taught Oswald how to shoot

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    Joe Philbin was the architect of Obamacare
     
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    Joe Philbin hard fouls in a game of pickup basketball.
     
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    Joe Philbin is the man robbed Tupac sparking the East coast/ West coast beef.
     
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    Joe Philbin framed Roger Rabbit.
     
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    Joe Philbin recruited Jeff Driskel.
     
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    I don't always spray beer foam out of my nose but when I do it's b/c EmperorPhin is one funny dude.
     
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    That bastard.
     
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    I wish Philbin would stop making my hair fall out.
     
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    Joe Philbin sold George Zimmerman his gun
     
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    Joe Philbin was the original "that guy".
     
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    Joe Philbin killed Abe Lincoln.
     
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    Joe Philbin talks about Fight Club.
     
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    Didn't Joe bang Jessica Alba???:ponder:
     
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    Joe Philbin killed Tony Soprano...
     
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    Joe Philbin was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.
     
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    Joe Philbin killed 9 million Jews and let Hitler take the fall for it
     
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    Joe Philbin has a second job as a vacuum repair guy
     
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    Joe is Ricky's grower.
     
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    Philbin was drinking and driving and crashed into paul walker
     
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    Joe Philbin owns Tres Pollos Hermanos of Miami.
     
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    He also killed Jonbenay Ramsey
     
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    Philbin shot John Lennon
     
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    Joe Philbin breaks into Dmitri Pattersons house and injures his groin every week
     
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    Dan Marino was a good QB, but he wasn't that smart, and lost the biggest most important games.

    If you guys are true fans, you know what I am saying.

    Though Dan made the passing game exciting, in the end, who cares, he lost the big one.

    Dan Marino never won a Super Bowl, but called Ben Rothlisberger in his first Super Bowl, offering some advice, which I believe is totally unethical and unacceptable, as a journalist.
     
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    Joe Philbin is the reason you don't get the thread
     
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    Joe Philbin coached Miami to their 3rd World Championship
     

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