Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by dobrasz54, Dec 15, 2013.
is the reason Dan Marino never won a Super Bowl....
It's Joe Philbin's fault the dinosaurs all died out! Snakes! All of you! Snakes!
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Joe Philbin crashed Amelia Earhart's plane.
Joe Philbin is the reason England keeps choking in the world cup
Joe Philbin is the one who shot Cyrus. It wasn't the Warriors
Philbin hired Parcells...
JP caused the power outage at Super Bowl XLVII
Philbin bit off Evander Holyfield's ear.
Joe Philbin taught Shouright statistics
Joe Philbin sunk noah's ark.
Joe Philbin pays WVs dial up
Joe Philbin is responsible for the creation of reality television.
Joe Philbin is the real man who assassinated Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria, effectively igniting World War 1. Bastard.
Joe Philbin taught Oswald how to shoot
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Joe Philbin was the architect of Obamacare
Joe Philbin hard fouls in a game of pickup basketball.
Joe Philbin is the man robbed Tupac sparking the East coast/ West coast beef.
Joe Philbin framed Roger Rabbit.
Joe Philbin recruited Jeff Driskel.
I don't always spray beer foam out of my nose but when I do it's b/c EmperorPhin is one funny dude.
I wish Philbin would stop making my hair fall out.
Joe Philbin sold George Zimmerman his gun
Joe Philbin was the original "that guy".
Joe Philbin killed Abe Lincoln.
Joe Philbin talks about Fight Club.
Didn't Joe bang Jessica Alba???onder:
Joe Philbin killed Tony Soprano...
Joe Philbin was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.
Joe Philbin killed 9 million Jews and let Hitler take the fall for it
Joe Philbin has a second job as a vacuum repair guy
Joe is Ricky's grower.
Philbin was drinking and driving and crashed into paul walker
Joe Philbin owns Tres Pollos Hermanos of Miami.
He also killed Jonbenay Ramsey
Philbin shot John Lennon
Joe Philbin breaks into Dmitri Pattersons house and injures his groin every week
Dan Marino was a good QB, but he wasn't that smart, and lost the biggest most important games.
If you guys are true fans, you know what I am saying.
Though Dan made the passing game exciting, in the end, who cares, he lost the big one.
Dan Marino never won a Super Bowl, but called Ben Rothlisberger in his first Super Bowl, offering some advice, which I believe is totally unethical and unacceptable, as a journalist.
Joe Philbin is the reason you don't get the thread
Joe Philbin coached Miami to their 3rd World Championship