Kellen Winslow Jr. was masterbating while high....in public

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  1. DuderinoN703

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    http://www.nj.com/jets/index.ssf/20...n_winslow_jr_was_masturbating_in_his_car.html
     
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    does this excite you?
     
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    Some players I choose not to associate with the []_[] after their departure.

    This "****in' soldier" is one of them.
     
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    BWHAHAHAHAHA of course not we're just laughing at him

    I wonder if he was thinking about Rex's wife while doing so.:lol:
     
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    So Kellen gets high and rubs one off while talking about the weather. Guy is a multi tasker.
     
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    Do you think he was doing it looking at the pic of Geno's junk?
     
  10. DuderinoN703

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    No idea what kind of question this is in this situation
     
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    Bahahahahahahaha what a ****ing tool.
     
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    Stay classy Jets. Probably just following Ryan's training regimen.
     
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    TWO
    cans of Vaseline? That dude was going to ****ing town! :lol:
     
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    lol awesome!
     
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    too bad he didn't have his machine gun in the car. I could only imagine what you guys would say then.
     
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    well, at least that would've explained the need for two things of vasoline.
     
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    you don't drive w/ tubs of Vaseline in the car? :lol:
     
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    I sure as hell don't masterbate using vaseline. That stuff literally sticks to you.
     
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    what a jerkoff

    honestly though what do you expect from a player on a team owned by a person whose both names are euphemisms for penis?
     
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    caught carjacking...get it?
     
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    If by "excite" you mean "laugh".....Yes.
     
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    His meat is the only thing he beat ALL season! :brewskis:
     
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    Was he insinuating I'm gay? Very weird question for sure.
     
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    :sidelol:
     
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    Holy **** man. That is pure gold.
     

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