MERGED: Tebow Speculation

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  1. theschwayne

    theschwayne Member

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    What do you think we sign Tebow and turn him into a Jim "Crash" Jenson 2.0
     
  2. DolphinDevil28

    DolphinDevil28 I like boobs. Finheaven VIP Donator

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    Son of a *****.

    This is why we can't have nice things.
     
  3. Bruzer

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    No.

    I would say more but really what more is there to say.
     
  4. zach8111

    zach8111 Pro Bowler

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    Dude, its not even 6pm on a monday afternoon and your already drunk :brewskis:
     
  5. eggman1

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    Sounds like a plan
     
  6. ITS!MATEO

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  7. Wadeshow

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    Tebow???

    Do you want the dolphins to collapse? He is the biggest cancer in sports. There isn't anyone worse then him. I would rather deal with 10 allen iversons instead of tebow
     
  8. CalDolFan10x14

    CalDolFan10x14 Your QB for the next 10 years. Finheaven VIP Donator

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    Daytona Fin Playoffs Moderator Finheaven VIP

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    Absolutely, sign him up. ASAP. He can add depth at so many positions. With all of the different spots he can line up at we could cut loose at least 5 salaries and trade moore for a pick. Use that pick and extra money to sweeten the deal with KC and pay albert $11 million. Plus the gators are trending right now.
     
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    I guess this thread was bound to happen...
     
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    Say No To Tebow
     
  14. Adam First

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    [video=youtube;ztVMib1T4T4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztVMib1T4T4[/video]
     
  15. sirvmac

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    HELL NO! Please don't bring that guy anywhere near our team!
     
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    You just made me piss myself laughing!!!!
     
  18. slickrickpuppy

    slickrickpuppy Banned Hammered

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    too much of a circus and he's slow.:tubes:
     
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    Not going to lie, I like Tebow's specifications at a minimum salary, for depth and specialty roles. Unfortunately, it is only measurables that I like. The drama, media storm, and unlikelihood of appreciation as a career backup simply makes his signing impossible.
     
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    Winner of the stupidest thread of the week and its only monday
     
  21. Bumpus

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    Can he play LT?




    :chuckle:
     
  22. little biggen

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    fishfanmiami Have you seen junior's grades ? Moderator Finheaven VIP

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    let's do it





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    It's 6:40pm Monday and yep in drunk but what else am I going to do in dirt hole Mexico? Even so Tebow sucks *** boot him and his congregation to the CfL!
     
  25. Pelorus Jack

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    sign him, but as the team pastor....

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  26. PhishyPhishy

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    I was wondering how long it would take for this thread to appear. smh
     
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    I wish it was possible to mentality slap you and give you a headache
     
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    Funniest chit I read in months. I just literally just spit the water I was drinking out of my mouth while I was reading this response. Still laughing. Perfect response to.......I don't know what. :lol2:
     
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    I don't know about Tebow, but I liked Jim "Crash" Jenson.
     
  30. LtDan

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    Hell No!!
     
  31. Smith21

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    yea! love the idea! wasnt there a game, Jets Vs Dolphins and Tebow lined up at a TE and he got hit in the back of the helmet by a mark sanchez pass... He surely makes a great TE
     
  32. JTC111

    JTC111 Viva la resistance!!!

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    The question isn't whether the OP should get smacked; the question is HOW HARD!
     
  33. kitt23

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    tebow to phins rumors in NY

    supposingly theres rumors going around in NY where i am at least that the phins are considering tebow....now i know it wont happen but has anyone else heard this stupid rumor
     
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    Won't happen.
     
  35. sinPHIN

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    not gonna happen. and if it does it will to be to play te
     
  36. kitt23

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    yea i know it wont happen but someone needs to get fired if they made it a story lol
     
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    Can he play LT? Haha
     
  38. Miamifinz

    Miamifinz Philbin is an idiot Donator

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    If the guy who dresses up as TD the Dolphin quits, I think he can slide right into that role for us.
     
  39. whizafriz

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    Lol that'd be the ultimate downer to the offseason (Sorry to any gators fans in here)

    I think even Devlin could outperform this guy. Save the miracle-comebacks (and horrible passing numbers) for another team.
     
  40. twohype

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    As a LT maybe.......otherwise NOPE
     

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