Official Dolphins Drinking Game

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  1. Mindwarp

    Mindwarp Captain Caveman Hammered

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    Ok I think its time to make the rules for the Official Drinking game of the phins.

    0-6 and possibly 0-7

    so lets all contribute to this thread.


    1. when jay throws an INT - 1 shot
    2. when jay throws an INT for a TD - 2 shots
    3. when jay fumbles - 1 shot
    4. when jay hits a reciver in stride - 2 shots
    5. when Derrius Thompson drops a pass - 1 shot
    6. when wanny challenges a call - 1 shot
    7. when we only get a FG out of a red zone possesion - 1 shot..

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  2. HybridPHIN 23

    HybridPHIN 23 the N E W Dolphilbins

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    don't forget ya gotta take 3 every time jay brings to offense onto the field
     
  3. Nublar7

    Nublar7 Retired Finheaven VIP

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    I don't think any human could play this game. They would be dead before the 4th quarter even started!
     
  4. Disnardo

    Disnardo Premium Member

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    :roflmao: You mean before the 2nd quarter started... :lol:
     
  5. NLude33

    NLude33 Section 415, Row 17

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    How about one for a Matt Turk punt, that would add about 10 a game!!
     
  6. NJFINSFAN1

    NJFINSFAN1 FinHeaven Elite

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    I shot everytime Wanny runs his hand thru his hair after a bad play or penalty!

    A double for every Macintosh false start!
     
  7. Rebar71

    Rebar71 OOPS - I did it again!

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    1 shot for every Jay Fiedler pass thrown high over the middle.
     
  8. FinFanGirl

    FinFanGirl Athletic Supporter

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    One shot for a running play on 1st down
    One shot for a passing play on 2nd down
    one shot for a running play on 3rd down
    the whole bottle for the defensive breakdown in the 4th quarter
     
  9. DolphinzD

    DolphinzD Boom!! How you like that??

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    A whole new bottle? Or just finishing the bottle you are currently using? I've killed a whole bottle of vodka in one night and I am NEVER doing that again.
     
  10. ScottishFin

    ScottishFin Guest

    will have some of that :D

    nice bottle of 18 year old single malt waiting to be drunk at home :)
     
  11. DolfanDaveInATX

    DolfanDaveInATX A True Fan

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    How could you possibly have a Miami Dolphins drinking game without:

    Every first-down running play between the tackles - 1 shot
    Seth McKinney gets blown back more than 2 yards - 1 shot
    Our QB gets hit by a rusher who wasn't picked up - 1 shot
     
  12. Noodle Arm

    Noodle Arm FinHeaven VIP

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    Wow this drinking game ranks 2nd in the "quickest way to get drunk" category. I mean by the time Fiedler throws his patented interception for a TD, you're going to be passed out!!

    Oh by the way, the #1 "quickest way to get drunk" drinking game is the one for CSI: Miami. Take a shot everytime David Caruso puts his hands on his hips and you'll be wasted by the first commercial break guaranteed.
    [​IMG]
     
  13. Lester

    Lester Can't help it. Born this way!

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    Every we see a new running back 1-shot

    Every time Jay manages to underthrow a 3 yard pass 1-shot

    Every time we see Wes Welker play a new position 1-shot
     
  14. GazPhin

    GazPhin Brannigan Begin Again

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    My thoughts too.

    Anyone created a BS bingo card for the weekly press conference? I know Jason Cole views the board so maybe he can comment on whether the press have cards with words like "standpoint", "effort", "penalty", "killed us", "Jay's my guy", "chance to win" etc on them.
     
  15. jtown777

    jtown777 Go HALOS!!!!

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  16. Mindwarp

    Mindwarp Captain Caveman Hammered

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    keep them coming guys im going to make a major list once everyone has posted there ideas.
     
  17. Dolfan954

    Dolfan954 Pro Bowler

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    Great idea, but not all of us drink alcohol. For those of us who prefer the herbal variety, substitue the above for blunts. That's more like it. :redeye:

    BTW, love the sig Mindwarp. :up:
     
  18. Mindwarp

    Mindwarp Captain Caveman Hammered

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    when I have a finished product.. i will add shots/puffs :)
     
  19. Mindwarp

    Mindwarp Captain Caveman Hammered

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    how about adding..


    for every CC TD - 1 shot
    for every MB TD - 2 shots
    for every DT TD - 3 shots
    for every rushing TD - 4 shots
     
  20. Dolfan954

    Dolfan954 Pro Bowler

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    Sounds good, but keep in mind...no one likes to constantly put out a blunt and re-light. A blunt per occurence sounds about right. ;)
     
  21. Nicky Napoleon

    Nicky Napoleon We'll Miss You Nubs

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    Why dont we just simplify things and say
    1 shot for every stupid play made by the offense(penalty, RB hit in the backfield, Feidler taking a snap, you know the stupid things.)
    1 Shot for the LOL good things they do......still waiting for this one.
    1 Shot for every minute the defense has to be on the field.
    and 1/5th of a bottle for INT's returned for a TD.
    This is th only way to deal with the rest of this miserable season........ Oh yeah if anyone makes it past the first quarter they should seek help in an alcohol abuse center!!!
     
  22. Dolfan954

    Dolfan954 Pro Bowler

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    You have a point. Maybe there isn't a need to list everything. We know a bad play when we see one.
     
  23. estrada507

    estrada507 Stuck in AZ

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    Extend it to the press conferences

    1-everytime Wanny says standpoint
    1-evertime wanny say's We just have to execute.
     
  24. Mindwarp

    Mindwarp Captain Caveman Hammered

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    ok this is the compiled list so far.


    Miami Dolphins Drinking/Toking Game
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    Game Time:
    1. Jay throws an INT - 1 shot/puff
    2. Jay throws an INT for a TD - 2 shot/puffs
    3. Jay fumbles - 1 shot/puff
    4. Jay hits a reciver in stride - 2 shot/puffs
    5. Derrius Thompson drops a pass - 1 shot/puff
    6. Dave Wannstedt challenges a call - 1 shot/puff
    7 . We only get a FG out of a red zone possesion - 1 shot/puff..
    8. Matt Turk punts - 1 shot/puff
    9 Dave Wannstedt runs his hand thru his hair after a bad play or penalty - 1 shot/puff
    10. Damion McIntosh has a false start - 2 shot/puffs
    11. Jay Over throws a reciver over the middle - 1 shot/puff
    12. Every first-down running play between the tackles - 1 shot/puff
    13. Seth McKinney gets blown back more than 2 yards - 1 shot/puff
    14. our QB gets hit by a rusher who wasn't picked up - 1 shot/puff
    15. Every we see a new running back 1-shot/puff
    16. Every time Jay manages to underthrow a 3 yard pass 1-shot/puff
    17. Every time we see Wes Welker play a new position 1-shot/puff
    18 . Every times Chris Chambers scores a Touch Down - 1 shot/puff
    19 . Every times Marty Booker scores a Touch Down - 2 shot/puff
    20 . Every times Derrius Thompson scores a Touch Down - 3 shot/puff
    21 . Every Rushing Touch Down - 4 shot/puffs

    Press Confrence:
    1. Everytime Wannstedt says standpoint - 1 shot/puff
    2. Evertime Wannstedt say's We just have to execute - 1 shot/pufft
    3. Everytime Wannstedt say's he gives us the best chance to win. - 1 shot/puff
     
  25. estrada507

    estrada507 Stuck in AZ

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    Can anyone say COMA!:roflmao:
     
  26. finjim

    finjim Banned Hammered

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    "alcohol related death" springs to mind !
     
  27. Scrap

    Scrap Hall Of Famer

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    I think we ought to quit looking for excuses, and just get drunk.
     
  28. iceblizzard69

    iceblizzard69 Banned Hammered

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    Everytime a RB gets tackled in the backfield - 2 shots
     
  29. yankeehillbilly

    yankeehillbilly FinHeaven VIP

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    I think I'll just hook up an intraveinous drip of everclear. That will save trying to keep up with all those INTs, dropped passes, fumbles, Wannyisms, etc.
     
  30. FinsGuy939

    FinsGuy939 Superbowl MVP

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    This game will never work. We would be going through two bottles of vodka each every Sunday.
     
  31. Mr Yu

    Mr Yu Pro Bowler

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    - In this game , you better have alot of $$$!!
     
  32. HansGruber

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    I think someone from Budweiser or Miller started this thread. Its a new viral marketing campaign.
     
  33. Mindwarp

    Mindwarp Captain Caveman Hammered

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    haha wish i worked for either one.. I would have better sundays
     
  34. stevec

    stevec FinHeaven VIP

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    At least we will be passed out and miss the end of the game! :lol:

    OK...how about this one. Every time we are in enemy territory and it's third down. Jay always throws that sideline bomb that he never completes! Most of the time he overthrows it or thows it out of bounds.

    - Every time Jay thows a side line bomb from the ops 40 yard line - 3 shots!
     
  35. Lortle

    Lortle Rookie

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    It looks like JF plays this drinking game while he is playing. That would explain why the camera is never on him on the sideline and a lot of other things, such as his play.
     
  36. LOCAL SCUM!

    LOCAL SCUM! Banned Hammered

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    On every 1st and long...Like 1st and 15...And Wanny runs the ball right up the middle for 3 yards, chug a brew.
     
  37. FanMarino

    FanMarino HOF Pass Master

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    WARNING: Before each game starts make sure you have a phone No. handy so when ya neighbour finds ya in a coma he can call someone. Oh yeah make sure u purchase a stomach pump b4 the game kicks off!
    Head paper bags may also be used to be violently sick in by end of half.
     
  38. UT-Phinz

    UT-Phinz Help... I'm a lesbian in a man's body!!

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    Hang on... stop making new rules... I gotta run to the liquor store and buy more vodka. I don't think I'm going to have enough!!!
     
  39. estrada507

    estrada507 Stuck in AZ

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    They way this season is going we all might want to buy some stock in the liquor companies! :fire:
     
  40. Nicky Napoleon

    Nicky Napoleon We'll Miss You Nubs

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    This could get expensive!!!
     

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