Ogun Trade Scenerio

[WharfRat]

This thread is headed straight to hell or "Flipper's Finest." (Or both.)

 

[inFINSible]

*quickly removes tinfoil hat in preparation to avoid lightning strike*

 

[pigskinguy]

inFINSible
"Bring me the head of Mare!"


How would "Satan" aka Wayne H. and Jesus co-exist on the same team. And would "Satan" want to pay Jesus what he is worth. :D

 

[inFINSible]

We could have Pope mediate!

 

[pigskinguy]

I wonder if Jesus would say things like "Give me the damn ball!"

 

[dean_siu]

inFINSible
"Bring me the head of Mare!"


How would "Satan" aka Wayne H. and Jesus co-exist on the same team. And would "Satan" want to pay Jesus what he is worth. :D

Come on.....Jesus is not about the money...if God wanted him to play for the Dolphins, he'd sign for the league minimum.

 

[Al13]

oh man this thread is getting out of hand...

 

[pigskinguy]

''This is my offense,'' he says, and that's something he never would have said before
Ricky Williams
Although I guess if we do sign Jesus it becomes HIS offense :D

 

[dean_siu]

How's the trade of Jesus coming??? Has RS made any progress??? :roflmao:

 

[LoXiN]

Okay, I skipped directly to page 3 and I get this junk...

I dont think I'm going to go back...

 

[pigskinguy]

How's the trade of Jesus coming??? Has RS made any progress??? :roflmao:

Jesus has a no trade clause in his contract. He refuses to waive it.

"I don't think my lifestyle and the Miami Beach lifestyle could co-exist" Jesus told Moses of the Holy Times Press. "I am happy where I am. I would like to stay here and finish what I have started. Besides, this is a really nice place. I can really see myself retiring here one day"

 

[dean_siu]

How the hell did Jesus get a no-trade clause???? He must have one hell of an agent!

 

[pigskinguy]

Hell the hell did Jesus get a no-trade clause???? He must have one hell of an agent!

I am pretty sure he represents Himself

 

[Killa_B]

OGun a dolphin for life baby!