Patriots Door Mat. (funny)

It's the off season. So I will share a little funny .
I live in New England. I just got back from Lowes . I bought a patroit door mat. Had some really strange looks from wife and customers (I was in full phin gear) my wife goes seriously ..im like yeah I need a mat for my shed ..this way I can wipe my feet on it every day . (right in front of cashier)

Anyhow I thought it was funny.

Too bad they don't have toliet paper

I thought it was a cool lil story and got a chuckle out of it.