2019 Dolphins Memes!

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If you take into account points off turnovers our offense is at -4 points on the season. Gotta be a meme in there somewhere.
Or an idea. Could we just turn our offense around and face the opposite direction? Might get more points in our favour that way. If Flores is truly an innovative coach he will eventually realize this.
 

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MIAMI, FLORIDA (AP) - A seven-year-old Miami, Florida boy was at the center of a Miami courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Miami Dolphins, whom the boy and the judge firmly believe are not capable of beating anyone.
 

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During my tailgate at the New England game two weeks ago, my brother and I left our tickets on our dashboard. At some point during our pre-game festivities, someone smashed my windshield and put 2 more tickets on my dash. If anyone has any information on who the culprit might be, please contact me directly. Thank You
 

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MIAMI, FLORIDA (AP) - A seven-year-old Miami, Florida boy was at the center of a Miami courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Miami Dolphins, whom the boy and the judge firmly believe are not capable of beating anyone.
That used to be for the Bucs...lol
 
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