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A Benediction for the Dolphins/Patriots Game

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We give thanks for the feast the Dolphins are about to enjoy this afternoon.

May all of the Patriots trip and fall while running out of the tunnel.

May Jason Taylor sack Tom Brady so violently that it causes Tom's breakfast to exit out his behind and into his trousers.

May Corey Dillon sleep through his alarm clock and wake up on January 3rd.

May Richard Seymour have a burst of conscience and refuse to rush the quarterback, believing it is morally unclean.

May the wind blow Vinatieri's opening kickoff backwards out of the back of their end zone.

May Heath Evans play like he did when he was a Miami Dolphin.

And finally, Lord, if anybody enters the field on a "snow plow", may a tank enter the stadium and run them over.

Amen.
 
RobFins2005 said:
We give thanks for the feast the Dolphins are about to enjoy this afternoon.

May all of the Patriots trip and fall while running out of the tunnel.

May Jason Taylor sack Tom Brady so violently that it causes Tom's breakfast to exit out his behind and into his trousers.

May Corey Dillon sleep through his alarm clock and wake up on January 3rd.

May Richard Seymour have a burst of conscience and refuse to rush the quarterback, believing it is morally unclean.

May the wind blow Vinatieri's opening kickoff backwards out of the back of their end zone.

May Heath Evans play like he did when he was a Miami Dolphin.

And finally, Lord, if anybody enters the field on a "snow plow", may a tank enter the stadium and run them over.

Amen.

:sidelol: Nice!!!
 
RobFins2005 said:
We give thanks for the feast the Dolphins are about to enjoy this afternoon.

May all of the Patriots trip and fall while running out of the tunnel.

May Jason Taylor sack Tom Brady so violently that it causes Tom's breakfast to exit out his behind and into his trousers.

May Corey Dillon sleep through his alarm clock and wake up on January 3rd.

May Richard Seymour have a burst of conscience and refuse to rush the quarterback, believing it is morally unclean.

May the wind blow Vinatieri's opening kickoff backwards out of the back of their end zone.

;) :sidelol: Good wishes and sentiments indeed!!! Time for the Patsies to take a brief fall before the playoffs. My fav team in the playoffs is the one who faces and BEATS them. SAY NO TO THREE PEAT!!!
 
RobFins2005 said:
We give thanks for the feast the Dolphins are about to enjoy this afternoon.

May all of the Patriots trip and fall while running out of the tunnel.

May Jason Taylor sack Tom Brady so violently that it causes Tom's breakfast to exit out his behind and into his trousers.

May Corey Dillon sleep through his alarm clock and wake up on January 3rd.

May Richard Seymour have a burst of conscience and refuse to rush the quarterback, believing it is morally unclean.

May the wind blow Vinatieri's opening kickoff backwards out of the back of their end zone.

May Heath Evans play like he did when he was a Miami Dolphin.

And finally, Lord, if anybody enters the field on a "snow plow", may a tank enter the stadium and run them over.

Amen.

:sidelol: Another Amen here!
 
As long as I don't have to see another snowball fireworks show like last year i will be fine. God I hated that.
 
RobFins2005 said:
We give thanks for the feast the Dolphins are about to enjoy this afternoon.

May all of the Patriots trip and fall while running out of the tunnel.

May Jason Taylor sack Tom Brady so violently that it causes Tom's breakfast to exit out his behind and into his trousers.

May Corey Dillon sleep through his alarm clock and wake up on January 3rd.

May Richard Seymour have a burst of conscience and refuse to rush the quarterback, believing it is morally unclean.

May the wind blow Vinatieri's opening kickoff backwards out of the back of their end zone.

May Heath Evans play like he did when he was a Miami Dolphin.

And finally, Lord, if anybody enters the field on a "snow plow", may a tank enter the stadium and run them over.

Amen.

Amen, brother...Amen!!!

That's possibly the most moving benediction I've ever heard! :cry:
 
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