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"NICHOLSON SENTENCED FOR BURGLARY
Bengals linebacker A.J. Nicholson has been sentenced to 60 days in a sheriff's work program as a result of a guilty plea to burglary and grand theft.
Nicholson pleaded no contest last month to the charges. Though the specific date of the plea is not available, we're going to assume that it came on or after February 5, thereby earning the Bengals two points -- one for the plea to each charge -- in the 2007 Turd Watch sweepstakes. (If anyone can prove otherwise, we'll change the "score.")
Nicholson was arrested for stealing electronics equipment from a former roommate. Nicholson was implicated by a former Florida State teammate, who admitted to being involved in the crime after one of his personalized receiving gloves was found at the scene.
The plea of no contest subjects Nicholson to discipline under the league's Personal Conduct Policy."
From PFT rumor mill
From PFT rumor mill