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That one lady who was drunk and kissed Saban at the airport made Univ. of Alabama look pretty bad. She was later arrested for DWI. You see a few ladys like that at the games ... but this was just a friggin' "welcome to the Alabama Crimson Tide" airport thing. Jeez. Someone forgot to tell her there wasn't an Alabama game on that day.

You see plenty of drunk women at the tailgate parties all over the place ... they remind me of that comedian from the 90s Brett Butler. Believe me, it's not just in Alabama. They're funny to watch sometimes ... other times it's pretty ugly.

I remember (sort of) going to an LSU game a while ago and I was surprised to see they sold liquor just about everywhere ... grocery stores, drug stores, convenience stores. I was like, wow, this is a hard partying town. It seemed like everyone was drinking liquor when we thought we were pretty crazy for drinking beer through a funnel. I later did drink some liquor that night and got sick as a dog ... I couldn't hang with those LSU guys.

Tennessee fans get plenty drunk (and obnoxious) before their games ... then there's the Florida-Georgia game ... they don't call it the World's Largest ****tail Party for no good reason. Then there's the Sugar Bowl in New Orleans. Jeez. I bet 95% of the people on Bourbon Street are plastered. Girls going wild. All these people have bright red lips from all the Hurricanes they drink. That's about all I remember. I'm sure the Florida fans will be plenty drunk for the game against Ohio State. If they win, those Gator fans better have some taxi phone numbers in their pocket or the drunk tanks at the police stations will be pretty full.
 
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