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That’s not really a different spin, everyone can see we’ve got a good haul of picks over the next couple of years and a boatload of cash to spend.
A different (positive) spin on what has recently unfolded
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The same dumbasses that got those players decided the picks they selected were no good, nothing was good, and they needed to load up on new draft picks and money to completely redo the roster.
That's not a positive. That's a negative! It's a disaster. A criminal enterprise that kept swindling, lying, and now they are cheating.
The feel good story is that this is all happening because Tua, that once in a lifetime chance at a 6'-0" franchise quarterback that we've all been waiting on for decades.
Well, the dumbasses didn't realize that this year of all the previous years, this year when they decided to Tank for that once-in-a-lifetime quarterback, this upcoming draft year it will not be just one quarterback of Tua's franchise caliber available. There will be Burrow, and Herbert, and Hurts, and Ehlinger, and Gordon, and a bunch of others. There will be nothing special about Tua. The only thing special about this year's draft is that it will be a historic draft for quarterbacks and nobody needs to tank, there will be plenty for taking!
What a bunch of criminals and dumbasses!
And when they get their quarterback, they will keep investing in him, because #1 overall. And we will be stuck for another disastrous decade of waiting.
There is nothing positive!
That's not a positive. That's a negative! It's a disaster. A criminal enterprise that kept swindling, lying, and now they are cheating.
The feel good story is that this is all happening because Tua, that once in a lifetime chance at a 6'-0" franchise quarterback that we've all been waiting on for decades.
Well, the dumbasses didn't realize that this year of all the previous years, this year when they decided to Tank for that once-in-a-lifetime quarterback, this upcoming draft year it will not be just one quarterback of Tua's franchise caliber available. There will be Burrow, and Herbert, and Hurts, and Ehlinger, and Gordon, and a bunch of others. There will be nothing special about Tua. The only thing special about this year's draft is that it will be a historic draft for quarterbacks and nobody needs to tank, there will be plenty for taking!
What a bunch of criminals and dumbasses!
And when they get their quarterback, they will keep investing in him, because #1 overall. And we will be stuck for another disastrous decade of waiting.
There is nothing positive!