A few Bills jokes

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  1. Flyin11

    Flyin11 Mark Clayton

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    Did you hear that Jim Kelly was going to open a bakery in the Sports City Grill complex? It's going to specialize in turnovers.

    Q. Why is a dollar bill worth more than the Buffalo Bills?
    A. Because with a dollar bill you will get your four quarters worth.


    Q: What do birthday candles and the Buffalo Bills have in
    common?

    A: They get blown out on the same day every year.

    Q: How many Bills players does it take to receive a kickoff?

    A: Two. One to catch the ball and one to tell him to go down.

    Q: What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills and Cheerios?

    A: Cheerios belongs in a bowl.


    Heard on WZZO (Lehigh Valley, PA):

    Did you hear that someone purchased the Buffalo Bills and is going to move them to Alaska?

    They are going to rename them the Arctic Chokes.

    :lol::lol::lol:
     
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    iceblizzard69 Banned Hammered

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    miadphan13 FinHeaven Cheerleader

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    I think it would be hilarious if Buffalo lost the Bills. I would laugh so hard I think I would cry! :lol:
     
  5. FinaticalOne

    FinaticalOne DieHard FinFan 4 Life

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    dolphan39 Maria & LauRen Aha!

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    LOL!

    I remember WZZO from my College days in Easton, PA :cool:
     
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    iceblizzard69 Banned Hammered

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    Buffalo could easily lose the Bills. I wonder how the Bills fans would react.
     
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    dolfan06 FinHeaven Elite

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    where do you think...............

    the bills would go. not to LA, i hope not!:( :rolleyes: :eek:
     
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    dolphan39 Maria & LauRen Aha!

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    Re: where do you think...............

    you want the Jills in LA then 2 fin games a year would be on TV at least. :cool:
     
  10. Rude American

    Rude American Buffal Fan

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Oh, Flyin11! Yoo sew funny longtime, Joe! Please! Yoo no read the magazine. You buy first, ok? Ok. No? You get out mi store. you go now. Ok? Thank you. Come again, ok? Thank you!
     

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