Did you hear that Jim Kelly was going to open a bakery in the Sports City Grill complex? It's going to specialize in turnovers. Q. Why is a dollar bill worth more than the Buffalo Bills? A. Because with a dollar bill you will get your four quarters worth. Q: What do birthday candles and the Buffalo Bills have in common? A: They get blown out on the same day every year. Q: How many Bills players does it take to receive a kickoff? A: Two. One to catch the ball and one to tell him to go down. Q: What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills and Cheerios? A: Cheerios belongs in a bowl. Heard on WZZO (Lehigh Valley, PA): Did you hear that someone purchased the Buffalo Bills and is going to move them to Alaska? They are going to rename them the Arctic Chokes.