If a quarterback was to wear loafers
Or a skirt colored dark
His name would be sanchez
with the first name of mark
If he came out of the closet
with a blouse or a dress
he would cry to his coach
MY HAIR IS A MESS
If he had a favorite food
that was cooked gourmet
He would yell and command
Bring me hotdogs right away!
If he could get a picture taken
unfortunately, with his clothes off
It would be by a beach
LIKE DAVID HASSELHOFF
If he had a broom
that he could use so merrily
not to worry mark
You were swept by Miami
If this quarterback had a gay brother
It wouldn't be Xavier Nady
his first name would be tom
and his last name Brady!
Or a skirt colored dark
His name would be sanchez
with the first name of mark
If he came out of the closet
with a blouse or a dress
he would cry to his coach
MY HAIR IS A MESS
If he had a favorite food
that was cooked gourmet
He would yell and command
Bring me hotdogs right away!
If he could get a picture taken
unfortunately, with his clothes off
It would be by a beach
LIKE DAVID HASSELHOFF
If he had a broom
that he could use so merrily
not to worry mark
You were swept by Miami
If this quarterback had a gay brother
It wouldn't be Xavier Nady
his first name would be tom
and his last name Brady!