A Miami Limerick

[jacquesstrap]

I went to the Falcons/Dolphins game-

Miami's offense played very lame.

Pennington couldn't complete passes.

Long & Carey were knocked on their a$$s,

and Bonemego's special teams sucked just the same.

 

[Valbon8]

:up::up::up::up::up::up:

 

[jhortondj2]

With a son like you
I know just what I'd do
like the woman who suffered to birth you
may we both live in shame
and I'll share in the blame

They may say I'm insane
when i give you your name
but since she gave me clap then,
I'll name you Jacquesstrap
with a last name like Horton, it's fitting