A Prayer for Tonights Game

IceStorm

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:calm: While I'm not a very religious person, I feel this would be a proper time.
Our Father which art in heaven,
Hallowed be thy name.
Thy football game come.
Thy will be done in earth,
as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our Monday Night win.
And forgive us our penalties,
as we forgive the referees.
And lead us not into turn overs,
but deliver us from personal fouls:
For the Win is the kingdom,
and the power, and the glory, for ever.
Amen.

The Real Version:
Our Father which art in heaven,
Hallowed be thy name.
Thy kingdom come.
Thy will be done in earth,
as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our debts,
as we forgive our debtors.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil:
For thine is the kingdom,
and the power, and the glory, for ever.
Amen.
:hail:
 

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If we loose I am blaming in on you for making light of the Lords prayer! He is probably mad at the phins now.
 

IceStorm

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I did not make light of it at all. I even included it as I felt it was proper to do so.

And it seems rather fitting at this time in the world, to me at least.
 

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What if the Packer fans pray they win too? Who is the Lord gonna listen to:)
 

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here is my prayer:

Oh Ray,
get the f**** of your a$$,
play like a god dam QB,
stop talking $hit,
and go out and play.

Amen.
 

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Re: God.....

Originally posted by Den54
Everyone knows God is a FinFan.:D
geez it's not a big secret that Lombardi and God watch the Packer games together ;)
 

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Oh dear Goood Lord,
Please lord, favor our team over theirs..
Give us fortune and give them hell...
Because eventhough they may believe
in you too lord, we believe more then they do so make us win and not them...
And even if 95% of their players believe in you, at least 96% percent of ours do. And even if its more like 95%-90% their way,
well our 90% has more faith than their 95%,
so eventhough only 90% of ours believe, our 90% has 10% percent greater conviction than their 95%... So in essence lord because lord Smite them and bless us because we asked you to... If they ask you to do the same for them then just tell them that you will and cross your fingers or something so you aren't lying... But don't do that to us because we believe more, I think I already mentioned that...

uh.. Amen.
 

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Thanks IceStorm for putting the real Lord's prayer in there nice touch.:)
 

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Re: Re: God.....

Originally posted by WisconsinFan
geez it's not a big secret that Lombardi and God watch the Packer games together ;)

Yes, but not from the same location. Joe Robbie, on the other hand, sits close enough to God to pass him the onion dip.
 

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Originally posted by 13isgr81
Oh dear Goood Lord,
Please lord, favor our team over theirs..
Give us fortune and give them hell...
Because eventhough they may believe
in you too lord, we believe more then they do so make us win and not them...
And even if 95% of their players believe in you, at least 96% percent of ours do. And even if its more like 95%-90% their way,
well our 90% has more faith than their 95%,
so eventhough only 90% of ours believe, our 90% has 10% percent greater conviction than their 95%... So in essence lord because lord Smite them and bless us because we asked you to... If they ask you to do the same for them then just tell them that you will and cross your fingers or something so you aren't lying... But don't do that to us because we believe more, I think I already mentioned that...

uh.. Amen.
Thank you for the Reformed Accountants version.
 

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Theres more people in Miami than there is in Green Bay, so we have the number advantage when it comes to prayers.
 
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