On behalf of the pary of "common sense" who perpetuate the value of winning the Super Bowl instead of kissing a$$, I respectfully decline.
This is due in part to my previous comittment to the AJ Waterboy Club. We are ready to watch another year of mediocrity roll on by. By the way we want to thank our sponsor, Gatorade, and also let AJ know that at camp in Florida it gets a lot hotter than in Philly, so make sure you fill up extra coolers for the starters and second stringers. Also feel free to have your girlfriend hang out dressed appropriately for hot, hot south Florida weather. Bikinis preferred.