Alonzo Ephriam Suspended 4 Games

[PhinFan0202]

Alonzo Ephiram Violated the substance abuse policy and will be suspended 4 games. Would have sucked if he was our starting center.

 

[greatwade]

Alonzo Ephiram Violated the substance abuse policy and will be suspended 4 games. Would have sucked if he was our starting center.

And not just cuz he's on crack either. Would have sucked if he was our 4th string waterboy, cuz well, he...sucks. And is a poor sport. And is unathletic. And now apparently smokes crack*

*I'm privy to the substance abuse program and ****

 

[Draft Pick]

Wow. This sucks. Our starting center is out for the year with a bad knee. Our second sting center retires. Now our 3rd string is suspended. The Suggs trade didn't work out. Looks like another long year and another high draft pick.

 

[Gonk]

Apparently he violated the drug policy while he was still playing for the Dolphins...

 

[Spray Mucus]

Apparently he violated the drug policy while he was still playing for the Dolphins...

if this is true.


how many Ricky related posts will be attached to this guy?

I'll set the over under at 10,000