Anybody Want A Kid???

[multistage]

So after the 21 point gift we handed Chicago, I couldn’t drain the Ancient Age bottle fast enough.

Keep in mind, we don’t get the games here in Iowa.

So it’s OT. Drake fumbles. Dads yells **** loud enough to blow the roof off the trusses.

Five minutes later my 6’1, 195 pound 15 year old DE (also a mighty Dolphins fan thanks to the old man) walks in, tells me the Bears stalled out at the 35. Faked a FG and Parkey ran it in. Game over.

Old man screams again.

“Just kidding Dad. Parkey missed and we’re driving.”

This is why I drink.

 

[superphin]

No thanks my 3'1 40 pound 4 year is enough.

 

[royalshank]

Hahha. He got you good.

 

[multistage]

Hahha. He got you good.

He surely did.

 

[Third Eye]

You need the Ticket

 

[Digital]

So after the 21 point gift we handed Chicago, I couldn’t drain the Ancient Age bottle fast enough.

Keep in mind, we don’t get the games here in Iowa.

So it’s OT. Drake fumbles. Dads yells **** loud enough to blow the roof off the trusses.

Five minutes later my 6’1, 195 pound 15 year old DE (also a mighty Dolphins fan thanks to the old man) walks in, tells me the Bears stalled out at the 35. Faked a FG and Parkey ran it in. Game over.

Old man screams again.

“Just kidding Dad. Parkey missed and we’re driving.”

This is why I drink.

Not a problem … when he turns 18, and he comes home from school put on a stern face and ask him, "Please tell me why this young lady knocked on my door today to tell me I'm about to be a grandfather? Is there something you've been hiding from us? Were you acting reckless recently? Do you have a plan for this? Are you going to marry her?" Then after a short period of letting him sweat, say "just kidding, the only person who knocked on the door was the UPS delivery guy."

 

[multistage]

Not a problem … when he turns 18, and he comes home from school put on a stern face and ask him, "Please tell me why this young lady knocked on my door today to tell me I'm about to be a grandfather? Is there something you've been hiding from us? Were you acting reckless recently? Do you have a plan for this? Are you going to marry her?" Then after a short period of letting him sweat, say "just kidding, the only person who knocked on the door was the UPS delivery guy."

Outstanding idea!

 

[pacresjt]

So after the 21 point gift we handed Chicago, I couldn’t drain the Ancient Age bottle fast enough.

Keep in mind, we don’t get the games here in Iowa.

So it’s OT. Drake fumbles. Dads yells **** loud enough to blow the roof off the trusses.

Five minutes later my 6’1, 195 pound 15 year old DE (also a mighty Dolphins fan thanks to the old man) walks in, tells me the Bears stalled out at the 35. Faked a FG and Parkey ran it in. Game over.

Old man screams again.

“Just kidding Dad. Parkey missed and we’re driving.”

This is why I drink.

I’m that dad too. I can’t bitch enough during the game but it keeps my son laughing.
Give the old timer a break, he’s stood by this team for many, many years of terrible play and he was sold a bill of goods that this team was going to be good. I’m surprised he didn’t break something, that’s run across my mind several times the last three weeks!

 

[coalesce]

Be kind to your kid. Just remember: he’ll be the one to make sure your socks match after he sends you away to the old age home.

 

[finatical]

So after the 21 point gift we handed Chicago, I couldn’t drain the Ancient Age bottle fast enough.

Keep in mind, we don’t get the games here in Iowa.

So it’s OT. Drake fumbles. Dads yells **** loud enough to blow the roof off the trusses.

Five minutes later my 6’1, 195 pound 15 year old DE (also a mighty Dolphins fan thanks to the old man) walks in, tells me the Bears stalled out at the 35. Faked a FG and Parkey ran it in. Game over.

Old man screams again.

“Just kidding Dad. Parkey missed and we’re driving.”

This is why I drink.

Or, just take him to the games!