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Behind Enemy Keyboards Week 3 - Fins Beat The Raiders

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Happy Victory Sunday everyone. After a win like that and at an undefeated 3-0, it was time for another installment of this column, and first of 2018. Hopefully we can find some good material, let's get on with it....


Things already looking rough before the game...

Pregame predictions...

This was somewhat accurate until second half....
  • The Raiders no name defense balls out today and gets a couple turnovers. That will set the Raiders offense up in good scoring position, Gruden clocks the game with the offense dominating TOP to keep pressure off the defense.
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The resident doom and gloom forumite...

Jordy Nelson...

Nice prediction...Wish i would have thought of this while I was grumbling in the 2nd quarter
  • Hopefully we can keep scoring, our defense is gonna be hanging in for dear life by the third quarter it’s hot as hell there.
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Universal football truths....
Probably true, early on with that play calling....

And now, without further ado, welcome to the Miami defense....

...on a complaint about Joseph not chasing down Tannehill...
  • Well, Tannehill had a head start and is not slow. Was a 4.5 guy early on. Gilchrist has to make that play though he had the angle.
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Without quoting anyone, the first X pick did not endear Cooper to the fanbase - or Carr, for that matter, who "Heaved it"

On the Tannehill TD after the gift penalty -
  • phantom call into TD. What complete ****.
    [*]That penalty on Hurst was nonsense. *** the NFL. They just watched that dude purposely slam on Carr and THEN called that weak ****on #73. rubbish.
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This guy actually blaming the team...

we know the feeling, condolences...sniff sniff

I got a chuckle out of this series after the Stills TD.....

Where have we heard this one before...

they get it, the penalties ended up going both ways....
  • We got a few gifts by the refs on that drive. Jesus they're bad. Carr still with some time to try and make something happen.
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  • Penalties... actually helping us today. That's a first
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  • Refs you just can't trust them, they will **** anybody.
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I was wondering about this too - lotta time to squander
  • 50 second left in the half and you take a knee? wtf is this ***** ****
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2nd Half (a.k.a. where it's starts getting good)
They dared to hope....
  • hey we didnt come out flat in the 2nd half... gettin better at gettin better
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reality sets in...
I believe this was on the Amendola catch...

On our offensive line (indirectly)
  • The lack of pass rush is killing this team. Have to outscore them.
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  • This is the worst pass rush I’ve ever seen. Making their o line look like 70s raiders.
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It's not all peaches and cream with other team's supposed top tier Wr's...

just funny...
  • lol we are like the new Chargers with this late game meltdown ***. These ***holes find new ways to torture us every year.
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So it's not just our QB who sometimes throws short??

hearkening back to Grant's early days...
  • We need to find somebody that can make a **** fair catch without giving me a heart attack every time.
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True, they ARE getting really dumb...

Proud to say we are OFF this train....

And now teams jealous of our playcalling?

Almost feel sorry for this guy or gal..
  • This is the moment in the game when you just start to think maybe, maybe this time we wont **** it up.
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  • I just read this. Appreciated the positive vibe.Then we snapped the ball.
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And again, without using quotes, alot of fans are not really excited about Derek Carr and his 25mil after this game.

Nevermind. Here's a sample...

Some nice parting thoughts...
  • Fortunately I’ve got some good whiskey and Cognac
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  • Are there any QBs coming out worth burning a high 1st rounder on?
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  • We are going to lose by 20 next week. This team is pure garbage. Gruden is a buffoon, Carr is a girl and Cooper is Dudley.
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  • Buffalo won today- we in pole position for the draft. Don’t *** this up.
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All quotes courtesy of BlackReign.net - as always thanks for the material and we feel your pain, we've all been there, football brothers and sisters.
 
Exactly the
In Gase We Trust said:
One of the hidden treasures in life is browsing an enemy board after a win. Always worth while :cheers:
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reason why I enjoy listening to Joe Beningo on WFAN in New York after a Jets loss. His rants are akin to sonatas to my ears.
 
royalshank said:
I love the way you narrate these - very good story telling. Much appreciated as this takes work!
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Thanks man for the kind words - you are correct on the work which why i don't do it every win, especially after the wife gives me all sunday to sit around and watch sports lol. This win was just too good to pass up though!!
 
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