Behind Enemy Lines, Week 12 - San Francisco 49ers

[VBCheeseGrater]

Behind Enemy Lines Week 12 - 49ers
(AKA - Browsing the Internet From a Comfy Chair in a Climate Controlled Office)

from www.49erswebzone.com

Another fanbase likely hurting badly like the Rams last week, lets see what they have for us.....

1st quarter analysis after 1st TD

Dolphins suck in 1st halfs
49ers are good in 1st halfs

Dolphins are great in the 2nd half
49ers are garbage in the 2nd half

On Tanny...
(early on in game)....

49ers might win this one lol. Tannehill just suck.

Man we keep letting Tanny roll out of the pocket. gotta treat him like Russell Wilson....

Wow not much you can do about that great catch and throw

Tannehill picked us apart.

That was f**king pathetic. QB outrunninh the whole defense.

Giving to many deep balls up!!!!

Tannehill on the sideline: "Ok.....who didn't score yet? Grab a helmet bro, you're up."

"fair and balanced"

Too easy, even for a sorry QB like Tannehill.

Forced to defend their QB

I have nothing else to say to you. Just log out. Kap is the only reason this game was even close. Give credit where credit is due

Best game for Kaepernick so far this year. Hope to see him to continue to improve rest of the year along with getting even stronger & healthier

Every team has Matt Moore....

I'm with you. I want Garrett so hard.

Solid needs to stop with the garbage lol...Blaine is and has been trash time to argue about something else, it's over.

Another reminder we won with 3 starters out on the OL.....

Amazing how much better our D is with 3 starters out on Dolphins O-line.

Holy crap that OL is awful. We have a legit chance this game...

On wake...

Great play by Wake there. Kaepernick should have stepped straight up only way out of that sack.

On our WR's

He usually goes up against a team's best WR. Parker is big and fast... he made a play. It would be nice to have a big and fast WR.

Landry reminds me of Boldin so much

I liked Landry over OBJ in the draft
But after his terrible combine I was skeptical
But dude total pulled a Boldin

It's still a great catch. Dolphins have receivers for days.

Now other teams are just being mean. Some complete no-name dude scores a TD like he was an all pro.

(on SF receivers)

OK, still not close to Miami.

in the INT...

Here comes 87 points.

Random stuff...

And now Miami knows to just throw the ball around. And this is where the wheels fall off...

One of the best performances of the season. Losing sucks

it wouldn't be a football forum without this one....

You have just proved that you literally know nothing about football.

Agree on this point from what I was able to see....I like that color guy

I actually think these announcers are pretty good. IMO offering some insight color commentary, rather than just the useless crap most others spew

Sounds familiar....

Some QBs just have inate pocket presence which can be taught to those who aren't as instinctive to a certain point. Kaepernick is not one of those.

Apparently this guy is a 49er's fan too...

Dolphins think they're good now. Jokes on them!

..and someone whoops him into shape...

I love their offense and youth tho..if Tannehill continues to get better they can be dangerous

Thanks to CenCal9er for the requisite closing comment...

f**k this s**tty team

Enjoy 7-4!!!

 

[Joeb9]

Love these threads I'm always behind enemy lines

 

[J. David Wannyheimer]

 

[utahphinsfan]

This has been a good season to date. A few buddies are Lambs & stealers fans. Even better, my supervisor & 1 of my managers are whiners fans.

 

[Bob512]

Awesome! thanks for posting.....love this stuff.

 

[kcbrown]

hilarious stuff.....good read

 

[VBCheeseGrater]

Thanks everyone - Im looking forward to some of these upcoming games against rivals and teams that are still in it. if we can pull out the W's, there should be some fun stuff to post!

Props to these niner fans hanging on every play of a 1-9 team.

 

[randomname]

Those quotes don't have anything on some of the stuff I saw in our gameday thread.

 

[tazthenomad]

I really look forward to these! Thanks.

 

[Mike13]

I guess no matter what website you're on, an NFL gameday thread will be toxic.

 

[tazthenomad]

I liked this one, too.

Originally posted by NameRemoved:
I'm calling it now: we are beating da bears next week

Are the Bears short three OLmen?

 

[Buddy]

Thanks, VB! I really look forward to these threads, they crack me up.

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[Sherif]

I really enjoyed the commentary this game. Not the main announcer but the other guy was great.

 

[royalshank]

Hahah - these are awesome. Great work VB!

 

[Digital]

I need a pewter stein from which to drink those tears. It needs to have Marino on the front, Shula on the back, and Csonka flipping them off on the bottom. But I'll settle for one with Tannehill on the front, Wake on the back and Gase flipping them off on the bottom. :brewskis: