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Being A Dolphins Drinking Phan Does Not Make You Dumber

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Just one observation of a drunken person is enough to convince you that alcohol directly affects the brain. People who drink enough to get drunk often end up with slurred speech and impaired motor skills and judgment, among other side effects. Many of them suffer from headaches, nausea and other unpleasant side effects afterward -- in other words, a hangover. But are a few drinks on the weekend, or even the occasional long drinking session, enough to kill brain cells? What about binge drinking or the frequent, sustained drinking of alcoholics?
Not so much. Even in alcoholics, alcohol use doesn't actually result in the death of brain cells. It can, however, damage the ends of neurons, which are called dendrites. This results in problems conveying messages between the neurons. The cell itself isn't damaged, but the way that it communicates with others is altered. According to researchers such as Roberta J. Pentney, professor of anatomy and cell biology at the University at Buffalo, this damage is mostly reversible.
Alcoholics can develop a neurological disorder called Wernicke-Korsakoff syndrome, which can result in a loss of neurons in some parts of the brain. This syndrome also causes memory problems, confusion, paralysis of the eyes, lack of muscle coordination and amnesia. It can lead to death. However, the disorder isn't caused by the alcohol itself. It's the result of a deficiency of thiamine, an essential B vitamin. Not only are severe alcoholics often malnourished, extreme alcohol consumption can interfere with the body's absorption of thiamine.
So while alcohol doesn't actually kill brain cells, it can still damage your brain if you drink in mass quantities.
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Big relief for any Phans who were worried. Extensive drinking DOES NOT make you dumber. So, drink up this Sunday and be smart. Our team may take yet more time to make us happy but, at least our brain cells will survive to recognize it whenever it does happen. Cheers! :)
 
Reading your post made me feel dumber... :lol:(Captain Obvious)
Seriously, just avoid the NFL during this run of bad Miami Dolphins football.
Go fishing, play golf, enjoy friends and family.
It is a much healthier alternative.
 
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Go fishing, play golf, enjoy friends and family.
It is a much healthier alternative.

Sounds good to me :up:

Although brother Bumpus will certainly be pleased about the not making you dumber part :chuckle:
 
Sounds good to me :up:

Although brother Bumpus will certainly be pleased about the not making you dumber part :chuckle:

I have to agree. It does appear that recent threads made by us were not received well at all by the forum, although the opposite was true at Happy Hour with local fans and it was not after a too few many. I will be more selective for future.
 
Come post in the lounge brother. Any thing to do with drinking will be well received i'm sure :)

And we have fun win or lose

That goes for the rest of you guys as well.
Music , movies , cars , cooking (this one's really good) , dumb crooks ,random images (lots of hooters), drinking , random thoughts.
Any thing but football or politics. See you there :d-day:
 
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Well now I feel 15 pounds lighter...
 
Come post in the lounge brother. Any thing to do with drinking will be well received i'm sure :)

And we have fun win or lose

That goes for the rest of you guys as well.
Music , movies , cars , cooking (this one's really good) , dumb crooks ,random images (lots of hooters), drinking , random thoughts.
Any thing but football or politics. See you there :d-day:
I see what you are up to trying to make the new brothers bring the beer. We also have a VIP forum, lounge, and ladies lounge that we need to get more activity in.
 
I prefer to think of alcohol as an agent of natural selection ... It simply weeds out the weak brain cells.

;) My **** is streamlined!!! :up:
 
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