Bill Simmons on Daunte

[wpgfishfan]

He is my favourite writer even though he is a Patsies fan. He has his picks out for the week and this is what he said about Daunte


Wow. We haven't even gotten to Sunday of Week 1 and I'm already 0-1.
Convinced that Nick Saban's Miami defense would swallow up Chaz Batch on Thursday night, I brushed off an even more likely scenario: Daunte Culpepper submitting his eighth consecutive stink bomb since the beginning of last season, which ties him for the overall lead with Bobby Kelly from "Tourgasm." As always with a bad Daunte game, the numbers failed to reflect the depth of his suckitude -- grounders to wide-open receivers on third downs, lob passes to opposing cornerbacks in the end zone, receivers running back to the bench and shaking their heads, interceptions in crunch-time served on a platter to free safeties and outside linebackers. When you wager on Daunte, he doesn't just beat you. No, he pulls your soul out of your body and stomps on it a few times. After nearly a decade of making picks for my column, I should have known better.


For the rest of the article

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/060908

 

[The Aqua Crush]

He is my favourite writer even though he is a Patsies fan. He has his picks out for the week and this is what he said about Daunte


Wow. We haven't even gotten to Sunday of Week 1 and I'm already 0-1.
Convinced that Nick Saban's Miami defense would swallow up Chaz Batch on Thursday night, I brushed off an even more likely scenario: Daunte Culpepper submitting his eighth consecutive stink bomb since the beginning of last season, which ties him for the overall lead with Bobby Kelly from "Tourgasm." As always with a bad Daunte game, the numbers failed to reflect the depth of his suckitude -- grounders to wide-open receivers on third downs, lob passes to opposing cornerbacks in the end zone, receivers running back to the bench and shaking their heads, interceptions in crunch-time served on a platter to free safeties and outside linebackers. When you wager on Daunte, he doesn't just beat you. No, he pulls your soul out of your body and stomps on it a few times. After nearly a decade of making picks for my column, I should have known better.


For the rest of the article

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/060908

If he thought that was bad he should review every qb in south florida since marino, his oversarcastic tone may change a bit. He threw some hard passes. something phin fans haven't seen in a LONG LONG TIME. Daunte will need a couple games, but in the long run, Simmons will be lord of the crow eating contest

 

[Boomer]

Any writer that uses the 'word' 'suckitude', should immediately be banned from ever penning another article. Use the English language correctly without making stuff up because it makes a mockery of what you're writing.

That said, he didn't need to write it to see how much nonsense is contained within.

 

[fish fan 4 life]

He is my favourite writer even though he is a Patsies fan. He has his picks out for the week and this is what he said about Daunte


Wow. We haven't even gotten to Sunday of Week 1 and I'm already 0-1.
Convinced that Nick Saban's Miami defense would swallow up Chaz Batch on Thursday night, I brushed off an even more likely scenario: Daunte Culpepper submitting his eighth consecutive stink bomb since the beginning of last season, which ties him for the overall lead with Bobby Kelly from "Tourgasm." As always with a bad Daunte game, the numbers failed to reflect the depth of his suckitude -- grounders to wide-open receivers on third downs, lob passes to opposing cornerbacks in the end zone, receivers running back to the bench and shaking their heads, interceptions in crunch-time served on a platter to free safeties and outside linebackers. When you wager on Daunte, he doesn't just beat you. No, he pulls your soul out of your body and stomps on it a few times. After nearly a decade of making picks for my column, I should have known better.


For the rest of the article

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/060908

Man i hate to say it but this guy is right.

 

[jnobes7]

hes right about the poor performance but culpepper ripping out your soul? i dunno bill


hes gunna rip ur soul after he gets his roll on in february