3rdandinches
Seasoned Veteran
C.Henne QB - "Son, there's this play called a touch pass, go study it, attempt it, master it! One last thing, I have a reading assignment for you... The 10 commandments on being a NFL QB by BP. It's a great read and you are right on track".
J.Long OT - "The greater you are at your job the greater we are, go be great".
T.Ginn WR - "This great game you play is inside the white lines. To help you learn this all offseason your gonna where this electric dog collar. Every time you cross a white line your gonna get a little zap, yes Ted even the ones on the crosswalk. Every time you drop a pass your gonna get a zap, even if you drop your towel, zapola. So either you become the most electric player on the field or you become the most electrocuted player off the field!"
J.Porter OLB - "Peeze, we've traded you to the Edmonton Eskimos of the CFL, go be the best OLB in the frigid north and don't let the door hit you in the Peeze"
G.Wilson S - "Here's a real estate company, a moving truck and a citation for court proceedings. Your being charged with theft, you stole money from Oakland and now Miami, we can't let this continue".
S.Smith CB - "You've got a new assignment this summer, your going to a popwarner team. No Sean not to coach, your going to learn the basic art of tackling. Sean this isn't a demotion, it's an intervention. We need to nip this in the bud, good luck".
D.Henning OC - "Dan when something is working it's a great idea to force the defense to make adjustments to stop you not the other way around. I'd like you to say this 1000X a day all offseason....Ricky Williams is an excellent runningback, Ricky Williams is a lousey QB. We all realize you think T.Ginn is this fantasy type player that can make big plays happen but that's not reality. Reality is T.Ginn is a great decoy, let's get back to reality please".
What would you say...
J.Long OT - "The greater you are at your job the greater we are, go be great".
T.Ginn WR - "This great game you play is inside the white lines. To help you learn this all offseason your gonna where this electric dog collar. Every time you cross a white line your gonna get a little zap, yes Ted even the ones on the crosswalk. Every time you drop a pass your gonna get a zap, even if you drop your towel, zapola. So either you become the most electric player on the field or you become the most electrocuted player off the field!"
J.Porter OLB - "Peeze, we've traded you to the Edmonton Eskimos of the CFL, go be the best OLB in the frigid north and don't let the door hit you in the Peeze"
G.Wilson S - "Here's a real estate company, a moving truck and a citation for court proceedings. Your being charged with theft, you stole money from Oakland and now Miami, we can't let this continue".
S.Smith CB - "You've got a new assignment this summer, your going to a popwarner team. No Sean not to coach, your going to learn the basic art of tackling. Sean this isn't a demotion, it's an intervention. We need to nip this in the bud, good luck".
D.Henning OC - "Dan when something is working it's a great idea to force the defense to make adjustments to stop you not the other way around. I'd like you to say this 1000X a day all offseason....Ricky Williams is an excellent runningback, Ricky Williams is a lousey QB. We all realize you think T.Ginn is this fantasy type player that can make big plays happen but that's not reality. Reality is T.Ginn is a great decoy, let's get back to reality please".
What would you say...