Cool story, bro. But the real reason people here are unhappy isn’t because the team is great (or good, or decent, or not embarrassing) and they’re just miserable people incapable of being content.We could win the Super Bowl and posters around here would complain we didn't do it correctly. Like a bunch of housewives sitting around bitching their husbands don't make enough money. If you're that unhappy, find another husband.
The real reason people here are unhappy is because the team hasn’t won a Super Bowl in 45 years, hasn’t been in a Super Bowl in 34 years, hasn’t been in position to advance to the Super Bowl in 26 years, and hasn’t even won a playoff game in almost 20 years. And none of that’s changing for several more seasons at least.