Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by xSxPxHx, May 10, 2018.
"What do you mean Jay Cutler took $11 million from us?"
Lol, I don't think he'd ever admit that in a million years. It would be something more like...
"What do you mean Jay Cutler wasn't a good signing?"
“That worked when Shula did it.”
Moore: “Im ready to go in coach! Just give me a chance! I know there’s a lot riding on it, but it’s all psychological, just gotta stay in a positive frame of mind.”
Yep. It's still the offseason.
"As god as my witness, i thought turkey's could fly..."
Who is our backup Qb???
The Monday night win over the Pats was worth 12 million, imo.
"Damn, He missed Kenny by like 10 yards!"
The answer is........................four?
Pita pa key?
(Sorry, this probably should have been used for TBT.)
So much for Gillette razors giving you a closer shave
John Denny should be the starting QB next season.i knew I fu#$d up.
Damn you "Football for Dummies"!
Looks like the whole team doesn't know the playbook.......off with their heads!
Someone asked Gase about Mike Ts football knowledge
For some reason, as I read that response, I hear it in Rodney Dangerfield's voice lol.
"So he can't catch, can't pass protect, doesn't know the play book, and complains all the time?....Yep, send him to Philly!"
"The media has convinced everyone that we are going to suck this year. They have no idea what's about to hit them right in the face."
"Think its time to set up a screen"
Then you understand the caption perfectly!
"How in the world does he not know where to line up??"
"what other pass plays do we have except wr screen?"
Let's see, it's second and two, hell, let's go for it!!!!!!!!!!!
"Hmm...So no starting QB that we all agreed looked ready to have a ridiculous year.... We begin year w/ rescheduled game (losing our Bye to rest injured players) because of a Hurricane that's in the back of most of the players mind... lose a rookie LB for the year i was counting on, while a Vet LB we picked up goes MIA, and ends up being home sick from his former team...the TE and QB we picked up, are nowhere close to the players they were supposed to be...Our star RB from the year before, becomes a cancer, and starts becoming such a disruption, we have to trade him..., one of our coaches is caught putting something up his nose, and is lat go... we have a Center that can not practice much with team from fear he will get hurt...AND YOU STILL EXPECT MIAMI TO MAKE the PLAYOFFS?"
"Daaaamn, you're tellin' me we got Wake from a CFL team???"
"Have we run enough WR screens this season. I know, I know, you can never run enough WR screens. They're so darn effective"
I would like this photo captioned. He looks like an escaped mental paitient. “A ghost visited me in my sleep, and he said the 2 keys to making the super bowl are: 1. Get worse at QB. 2. Cut all pro bowlers.”
"Should I call a screen to Landry?"
You left out “our other vet LB punched out a bartender over a $2.87 dispute”
Hahahaha. This is hilarious!
"Is that a powdered donut on Foerster's face?"
"Kiko really isn't that bad"
Dajesus, I'll give it a try-"They took my belt and my shoe laces but I'd only hang myself if Tannehill gets hurt again."
You're right he looks a little crazy in that picture.
damnit I had forgotten about that black eye on the season...
I'm leaning towards him saying "F'n dumb(butts), they look dumber on the new big screens"
You would look like that too if you had to field so many idiotic questions by some members of the press.