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MP-Omnis

MP-Omnis

Just don't blow it!
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Go back and watch the opposing running games against our defense this season. Notice something? Dreadlocks flying everywhere around the running lane, getting blown up by blockers. Wasn't sure what it was that this reminded me of, until now.

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It's the Car Wash run defense. Runners come through CLEAN.

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Becareful...that will piss alot of people here off..They think the D was great,and our Offense was the sole reason we SUCK.
 
No self respecting BMW owner would ever run their car through the brushes at the car wash! Blasphemy.....
 
Namor said:
Becareful...that will piss alot of people here off..They think the D was great,and our Offense was the sole reason we SUCK.
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Actually, being completely objective here. The defense did enough to keep us in games most of the time to be honest, Our offense was in the bottom 7 or 8 in the league. Is it true our defense gave up key conversions at the worst possible times? Yes, but you can't expect them to win us every single game. Go look at the finished stats and see where our offense ranks. Btw, yes, wheeler sucks and does anyone remember if Reshad Jones is still on this team? Cause I sure as hell don't.
 
Yamilo said:
Actually, being completely objective here. The defense did enough to keep us in games most of the time to be honest, Our offense was in the bottom 7 or 8 in the league. Is it true our defense gave up key conversions at the worst possible times? Yes, but you can't expect them to win us every single game. Go look at the finished stats and see where our offense ranks. Btw, yes, wheeler sucks and does anyone remember if Reshad Jones is still on this team? Cause I sure as hell don't.
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I can expect them to tackle and NOT get used like a cheap whore.They ALWAYS let us down when we need a stop...ALWAYS...At least the O had some excuses why they sucked.
The D just blew.
 
Haha!!! In addition to "The Car Wash Gang", Philip Wheeler is releasing his first hip hop single "Mistah Tackle".
 
Namor said:
I can expect them to tackle and NOT get used like a cheap whore.They ALWAYS let us down when we need a stop...ALWAYS...At least the O had some excuses why they sucked.
The D just blew.
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I think Wheeler had as many missed tackles as 10 yards down the field tackles. Dude is trash at his position.
 
Yamilo said:
I think Wheeler had as many missed tackles as 10 yards down the field tackles. Dude is trash at his position.
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There are several on the defense being paid big bucks that totally took the year off.....Reshad Jones???Please...This was one of the worst tackling D's
I have ever seen on the Dolphins and I've been watching since 1970.
This was a bad defense....I'm not saying the O was great,by any means..but our D blew big time.
 
I have ever seen on the Dolphins and I've been watching since 1970.
This was a bad defense....I'm not saying the O was great,by any means..but our D blew big time.[/QUOTE]

I hear you Namor but when is the offense ever going to be able to score like 24 points a game? The offensive rankings have been a problem for years. Mabye if Gibson stays healthy that is the difference for a few more points a game..it’s just been frustrating for years. The league is set up to help the offense and we can't get out of our own way. Not to mention all that creative offense play calling we have had year after year also!
 
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