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Herman Edwards, the New York Jets' head coach, has been charged with breaking into the home of an octagenarian and, at gunpoint, subjecting her to a ranting diatribe in which he reportedly defended his use of "schemes" and justified his "preparation" as the leader of a team that has fallen well short of expectations this season.


http://www.sportssatirereport.com/Articles/004searchingforanswers.htm