Classic Quotes Collection....

[thedayafter]

here are some choice quotes... feel free to add to the list.

• Saban: "You know what mouse manure is? You know what elephant doo-doo is?" "That was mouse manure in my book.
  
• Saban: "We are not looking for sheep, we are looking for wolvesâ€Â
  
• Saban on the media: “You ask me all these hypothetical questions and they are insignificant to me for what we are trying to accomplish. I am not mad at anybody. It is called intense.â€Â
  
• Saban (POV) ``I made the point and you don't need to believe it. Nobody needs to believe it and I don't really care whether you believe it or not, but I know what I believe and I know when they do it, it'll work.''
  
• Saban: "Make haste slowly, the right timing and the right degree, governed alike by vigilance and patience, so that nothing regrettable is done through haste, and nothing left undone through sloth."
  
• Saban: ( To reporters) 'So don't ask me about that stuff (penalties), because it's nothing but a freakin' excuse. And we've had enough of those around here.''
  
• Saban: ``I think that's all [bull]! All right? It's [bull]! It's an excuse, and I'm not giving the players an excuse. You either have discipline or you don't. You either go out there and do it or you don't.''
  
• Saban: "What you do speaks so loudly I can't hear what you say, so don't give me an excuse about it."
  
• Saban: (On conservative play) Getting conservative is not going to help us, at all. That won’t come from me, I can promise you that.â€Â
  
• Saban: "All great things are accomplished in adverse circumstances,"
  
• Saban: (On rivalries) Do you believe in voodoo dolls? If I stick the doll, does it hurt? That is what all of that stuff means, you know.â€Â
  
• Saban: “you are first taught what to do, then you are taught how to do it, and thirdly, you learn why it is important to do it that way. That part of it gets into the understanding and we try to get that with our playersâ€Â.
  
  
• JT: (On Jet fans) “Are all the ones who got kicked out of New York and moved to Miami and live in all the places we didn't want to live in Miamiâ€Â
  
• Houck: "I would guess in Game 16 we are going to be playing a lot better than in Game 10, for example," "But I don't think we'll have it all done by Game 16. Maybe next year is when we start playing a lot better."
  
• Football Outsiders: “The Patriots run a defense like Nick Saban’s, but the Dolphins run a defense that is Nick Saban’sâ€Â.
  
• Parcells: "Don't tell me you're a good fur trapper if I look out there at your horse and there are no pelts."
  

Enjoy... I have many more.... add your own!

 

[Drfletcherdc]

Dave Wannsedt: "There is nothing that Trent Green can do that Jay can't."

" Remember it's not a sin to punt the football."

 

[nyjunc]

"They ain't coming back on us"- jay feidler and Jason Taylor while ahead 30-7 in the 4th qtr of Jets-Dolphins game Oct. 23, 2000. :D

 

[Coral Reefer]

Dave Wannsedt: "There is nothing that Trent Green can do that Jay can't."

That quote I will remember forever!
That very quote is when I knew we were in big trouble with Wanny. It's funny now but it was a nightmare then.

 

[Coral Reefer]

This one is from way back....

"I think they outta put dresses on them!"

Jack Lambert, LB Steelers, after being asked his opinion on the newly passed QB "in the grasp" rule.

Kills me!

 

[ROSCO P.C. JR]

I am going to give you guys the best quote .
" a beer is best served cold and best served free "

one of the great dolphin fans rom okla , my friend and some of your's
good ole mercury 40.

:bill: :grouplaug

 

[cnc66]

"They ain't coming back on us"- jay feidler and Jason Taylor while ahead 30-7 in the 4th qtr of Jets-Dolphins game Oct. 23, 2000. :D

uhhh whatever AJ Duhe said

 

[CsonkaClone]

"They ain't coming back on us"- jay feidler and Jason Taylor while ahead 30-7 in the 4th qtr of Jets-Dolphins game Oct. 23, 2000. :D

:sleep:

 

[phinfan2003]

"We didn't do diddley poo out there" and "PLAYOFFS?!?" both by Jim Mora Sr.

 

[nyjunc]

uhhh whatever AJ Duhe said

I think it was something like this: "thanks for not calling that obvious fumble a non-fumble so we could retain possession and score the go ahead TD."

 

[cnc66]

I think it was something like this: "thanks for not calling that obvious fumble a non-fumble so we could retain possession and score the go ahead TD."

see now, you're makin' stuff up, cheater:tongue:

 

[nyjunc]

see now, you're makin' stuff up, cheater:tongue:

I'm not complaning(even though it scarred my childhood :D :cry: ) but we did recover a fumble on your first TD drive but they called the runner down even though he was not.

 

[Brad528]

I got one for you Mora "Playoffs!!!!!!!!!!!!! We'll be lucky to win another game. We didnt do diddle po on offense out there."

 

[nyjunc]

I got one for you Mora "Playoffs!!!!!!!!!!!!! We'll be lucky to win another game. We didnt do diddle po on offense out there."

Mora was always good for some classic quotes.

 

[djfresh47]

"You know why Germany didn't win World War 2, because they couldn't win on the road."- Marv Levy