Coach From Finheaven

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  1. NBP81

    NBP81 Yippi ka yay mother******! Finheaven VIP Donator

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    I have a source telling me Hayden nailed the interview, but I also have another source who tells me it was underwhelming...

    Stay tuned! one them them is bound to be right...
     
  2. Daytona Fin

    Daytona Fin There's one, set for stun Moderator Finheaven VIP

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    It had to have been that Snake.
     
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  3. fishfanmiami

    fishfanmiami Grip it and rip it Moderator Finheaven VIP Donator

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    Some good options for HC and I'll summit my resume for Tannebaum's old job.

    Wheeling and dealing behind the scenes. Politicking and hobnobbing with the high rollers and doing it with little knowledge of actual football stuff plus getting paid nicely while avoiding any real responsibility.

    Sounds like my kind of gig :up:
     
  4. NBP81

    NBP81 Yippi ka yay mother******! Finheaven VIP Donator

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    I'll put in a good word, Im connected :cheers:
     
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  5. j-off-her-doll

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    It'd be an honor to do that with both of you, and, more importantly, and as you noted, it'd be so fun!

    I think that's fair, too.
     
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    TedSlimmJr Hartselle Tigers (15-0) 5-A State Champ

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    No question, it'd be an honor to be in that situation with both of you - and I'd try to make sure each one of you got your guy with one of our picks in the first 3 rounds. We'll just keep the fanbase confused on who wanted who like any good front office does.
     
  7. TruePoizon

    TruePoizon A True Fan

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    if I'm coach, and we make it to the super bowl....I sign Dan Marino to a one day contract so he can finally get his super bowl ring. Actually, I even suit up Dan Marino so if we are winning by a lot he can play a series and say he played and won a Super Bowl lol
     
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    Awsi Dooger A True Fan

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    Obviously I'd have to be true to myself with a slight alteration in bottom line priority:

    Reporter: "Why would you possibly run a flea flicker from your own 10 yard line while leading by 1 with 16 seconds remaining? You just created the most senseless loss in Dolphins history with that fumble return."

    Me: "This is no longer a money line franchise. I made that perfectly clear when I took this job. The slob money line rooters can follow some other team. You can't honestly expect us to kneel on the ball up by 1 while giving 7.5 points. I heard from Dolphins fans all week regarding that 7.5. We were tracking it closely. And now with that jackarse rule that the conversion is not attempted after time expires if the money line outcome is not at stake, we had to get into the end zone with at least 1 second remaining. I called time out and spelled everything out to Drake and Wilson. Finger to their chest. I told them they'd have guys at their front door if they wandered around and didn't hit that stripe before time expired. And I'd be the one pointing those guys to the correct address.

    "The fumble return was somewhat unfortunate. The Patriots understand our money line unconcern so they contested the play. I expected that. Most of the dunce teams would have been lazily bending over, expecting a kneel and allowing us to shove it up their pointspread behind from 90 yards away. A flea flicker wouldn't even have been necessary.

    "I detected some concern in the stands after the money line reversal. Granted, it may cost us a chance to cover some games in the playoffs."
     
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    jnozag Well-Known Member

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    This guy is so overrated
     
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    Me. I win the super bowl every year in Madden. Gotta be worth something
     
  11. Bumpus

    Bumpus Looks at bottle ... *sigh* Administrator Finheaven VIP

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    Do this, NFL!!!

    I'm making the Jets pick a kicker in every round. :lol:
     
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    Bumpus Looks at bottle ... *sigh* Administrator Finheaven VIP

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    Just so long as you keep my beer fridge stocked. :up:
     
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  13. Fins1971

    Fins1971 C'mon Dolphins

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    No betting on the game if we make you coach. Pete Rose, LOL.
     
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    Well better make sure we start that thread that Bob Dole suggested where everyone goes on record draft day of thier selections- this way we can bump threads and call people out one way or the other. Lol
     
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  15. NBP81

    NBP81 Yippi ka yay mother******! Finheaven VIP Donator

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    Hell why wait?lol the FH coach interview thread. Let them all state their case like Slimm did earlier in the thread.
     
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