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I can't wait. I'm going to the game. It will be my first game in Miami (I've been to one preseason game in Tampa years ago).
 
Given that FKA's cupcake intake has increased 43% from last week (from 15/day to 21.45/day), and projecting a continued exponential 43% weekly increase (6% daily increase) between now and September 7, I project FKA will be consuming more than 1,200 cupcakes per day by the start of the season.

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Of course, assuming a simple linear progression of a 6.45 cupcake increase weekly, FKA will be consuming only 98 cupcakes per day by kickoff, a far more manageable number but still representing a dangerously high caloric and saturated fat intake, even for FKA.




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Either way, the season better get here soon or FKA may explode.
 
NWFLJoe said:
Given that FKA's cupcake intake has increased 43% from last week (from 15/day to 21.45/day), and projecting a continued exponential 43% weekly increase (6% daily increase) between now and September 7, I project FKA will be consuming more than 1,200 cupcakes per day by the start of the season.

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Of course, assuming a simple linear progression of a 6.45 cupcake increase weekly, FKA will be consuming only 98 cupcakes per day by kickoff, a far more manageable number but still representing a dangerously high caloric and saturated fat intake, even for FKA.




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Either way, the season better get here soon or FKA may explode.
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Are you serious????? WOW, thanks for the incredibly detailed data. Thats hilarious. I cant believe you did all that for little ol'me!
 
72 days, 0 hours, 59 minutes and 53 seconds until Sunday, September 7, 2008 at 1:00:00 PM (New York time)...
 
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