http://www.miamiherald.com/616/story/38067.html
The newest Miami Dolphin has a history that includes being shot in the butt in a drive-by, being three hours late to his own wedding because he was arrested, an ejection for punching a player in the mouth during warmups and an incident that involves two of his mean dogs getting loose and killing a neighbor's miniature horse.
Man, that was a really fun sentence to write. And you are going to love the way frenzied, angry Joey Porter plays. Try to ignore that he had three tackles or fewer in half his games last season.
And you just got more for Welker than a Super Bowl team got for trading Thomas Jones, its best offensive player. You got about as much as the Bills got for trading Willis McGahee, their best offensive player. So here's where that puts us in this bizarro offseason: Miami bilks Belichick and the genius Patriots, but can't get anything at all for the most productive tight end in franchise history. Makes sense.
The newest Miami Dolphin has a history that includes being shot in the butt in a drive-by, being three hours late to his own wedding because he was arrested, an ejection for punching a player in the mouth during warmups and an incident that involves two of his mean dogs getting loose and killing a neighbor's miniature horse.
Man, that was a really fun sentence to write. And you are going to love the way frenzied, angry Joey Porter plays. Try to ignore that he had three tackles or fewer in half his games last season.
And you just got more for Welker than a Super Bowl team got for trading Thomas Jones, its best offensive player. You got about as much as the Bills got for trading Willis McGahee, their best offensive player. So here's where that puts us in this bizarro offseason: Miami bilks Belichick and the genius Patriots, but can't get anything at all for the most productive tight end in franchise history. Makes sense.