Csonka Bracket - Rd.1 - 5) NBP81 vs. 12) Spesh

[Bumpus]

5) NBP81

vs.

12) Spesh​

Who advances? YOU decide!

 

[NBP81]

Heywood Jablomi
69 Upyourbutt St.
Bangkok, Thailand


Dear Mr Dewey Sukornott, Fukem Longanarrd and Howe Skrewhenbeepee

While I truly respect and admire the tradition of the FHMM, I've got to admit I was very disapointed to find out that for a second year in and row, I've been seeded to face top of the line veterans in my first round matchups. While A&O was a very worthy opponent that nonetheless butchured me into submissions, I cannot say the same for Spesh... While a truly political forum genius, and defender of human rights, what he does to animals is borderline evil and suspicious. Here you can see Spesh abusing a cow for no apparent reason:

[video=youtube;DTOyEA7UKbk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTOyEA7UKbk[/video]

Here: getting caught "practicing":

[video=youtube;3xNzGehJyag]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xNzGehJyag[/video]

While I could go on and on about Spesh unusual practices, I rest my case. Its pretty obvious that the seeding commitee doesnt want a one liner more often wrong than right to advance in this contest.

Very disapointed in the turnout of events surrounding the 2017 FHMM

With that being said

 

[NBP81]

The clues have always been there, you just have to look for them...

[STRIKE]So blacks are automatically[/STRIKE] uncontrollable animals [STRIKE]who riot. If someone is black, they are looters. Its just what they do. No racism there! [/STRIKE]

[STRIKE]And that explains your[/STRIKE] deep, profound [STRIKE]anger towards me. You think im black. No wonder youve become so enraged whenever i post. So much is[/STRIKE] cleared up. [STRIKE]Like all your accusations about my lack of intelligence. After all, blacks don't have the smarts of the more evolved man, amirite[/STRIKE]?

I mean... there's obviously something there...

 

[NBP81]

Now I realize that I've been putting viewers of this thread through some serious trauma, here's some eye candy to bring you right back up...

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[Bumpus]

:snack:

 

[NBP81]

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Mean while, Spesh is like

 

[NBP81]

Sometimes, they wont have any of it...

 

[NBP81]

Everything is fair game to Spesh...

 

[NBP81]

Back to admirable...

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[NBP81]

Spesh porn

Us stuff

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[Spesh]

I almost forgot about this.

Unlike my opponent i will steer clear of the personal insults and let the merits of my posts stand for itself.

Hopefully the fine posters of this forum will reward me with a March Madness victory.

 

[SpeshPAC]

12? 12?!?!

Is AMERICA a 12? Is FREEDOM a 12? Is BREATHING OXYGEN a 12?

All these things are equally as essential to life as Spesh.

A vote against Spesh is a vote against life as we know it.

 

[NBP81]

12? 12?!?!

Is AMERICA a 12? Is FREEDOM a 12? Is BREATHING OXYGEN a 12?

All these things are equally as essential to life as Spesh.

A vote against Spesh is a vote against life as we know it.

This is false advertisement, a vote against Spesh is simply a vote FOR NBP. Life as you know it will perfectly remain life as you know it even if you vote for me... Except you'll get an extra thread of stupidity and borderline nudity as a bonus.

 

[NBP81]

I almost forgot about this.

Unlike my opponent i will steer clear of the personal insults and let the merits of my posts stand for itself.

Hopefully the fine posters of this forum will reward me with a March Madness victory.

 

[foozool13]

NBP you got my vote