Dan Patrick: The Dolphins Are 'bland'

[Fin Fan in Cali]

https://dolphinswire.usatoday.com/2019/02/21/dan-patrick-the-dolphins-are-bland/

Because the Dolphins are “bland.” Patrick’s master plan to mend the Dolphins involves trading for the enigmatic Antonio Brown and also making sure the team drafts Oklahoma quarterback Kyler Murray in the 2019 NFL Draft.

Somewhere, upon hearing this suggestion, Mike Tannenbaum just suffered heat flashes.

Patrick’s assertion that the Dolphins don’t have any premier faces of their franchise is correct, at least on the national scale. Miami’s elder-statesmen and household names include the always under-appreciated Cameron Wake and long-time veteran Frank Gore, neither of which are even under contract for 2019.

 

[superphin]

Trade for Brown and draft Murray? I like Dan Patrick but that's why some people get paid to talk about sports and others get paid to make real decisions in sports.

 

[dolfan_101]

while it would be great for the sports media.. i think we have had our share of disgruntled wr’s from pittsburgh

 

[Killer "B"]

Just lost what respect I had for him...

 

[Martel13]

She should stick to NasCar

 

[Fin Fan in Cali]

Just lost what respect I had for him...

He has a point in regards to being bland. When is the last time we kicked ass in prime time and not got embarrassed?

 

[circumstances]

I'll take bland + wins over flashy and losses.

 

['Deep]

Can't really blame Patrick for what he sees. We are bland and have been non relevant for a long time.

 

[FinPhan54]

i find dan patrick to be pretty bland











how does that feel, DAN?!

 

[jason37]

Does anyone think the Dolphins are some great team that’s fun to watch?

 

[AdamD13]

Tofu has more flavor than the Dolphins.

Other than Tunsil and X, I can't think of any other Dolphins in the top 10 at their position.

I vote a big "NO" on Brown trade and "yes" on drafting Murray.

 

[39wildman]

12 team make playoff. we are drafting almost in middle of first rd. why is it people think dolphins is worst team in nfl. that reason why I don't want tank. this guy talking have no clue what he is saying.

 

[Hargitt01]

12 team make playoff. we are drafting almost in middle of first rd. why is it people think dolphins is worst team in nfl. that reason why I don't want tank. this guy talking have no clue what he is saying.

I don't really think pundits and media think we are the worst just not revealent enough to warrant any attention. We are the "diet coke of evil" or the vanilla ice cream of Baskin Robins 32 flavors. It sucks, but our prized beloved organization is responsible for where we are as a dysfunctional team. Truth hurts but can also be the catalyst for change.

 

[claytonduper]

Does anyone think the Dolphins are some great team that’s fun to watch?

Truthfully, we've had some good moments last year. How about the Miami Miracle? or when Wilson and Grant did a high five? or when Buffalo lost on the short pass to Sims?

Yes we have been Bland since the Wildcat and Ricky Williams for years. NO BROWN trade.

 

[Hargitt01]

Also as a side note, dors anyone listen to Dan Patrick? He verbally goes down on Tom Brady like every day on his show. Just tune in tomorrow. You'll see. You'll all see!