BennyVW
I'm the Man in the Box
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=gallo/051128
I love this guy. Even if he does mock sabans comments he still produces gems like this....
7. Here's how Jacksonville's quarterback situation inevitably will play out, though. David Garrard will replace Leftwich for the rest of the year and, thanks to their easy remaining schedule, the Jaguars will slip into the playoffs. Meanwhile, Buffalo will be completely awestruck by Garrard's play over the final five weeks -- even though it will be rather pedestrian and against poor competition -- and will trade for Garrard in the offseason and sign him to a huge, long-term contract. Then, three or four years later, the Bills will release Garrard after discovering he's not very good. Garrard then will move into Rob Johnson's mansion, where the pair will laugh and laugh together about the Bills' stupidity -- in between taking swims in their giant pool full of money --
until their dying days.
8. In other injury news, Raiders defensive lineman Warren Sapp is out for the year with a right shoulder injury. Fortunately for Oakland, that's his eating arm, so he actually might show up at training camp next year a bit shy of morbidly obese.
Or some good quotes
"After a terrible game like that, I always find it helpful to just try to forget about football for a bit. And the best way I know how to relax is to dress up like a sailor and hug a goat."
-- Tom Brady, after his four-interception performance in a 26-16 loss at Kansas City
"Sure, it's tough to keep losing, and it's especially tough to drop a home game to a team you think you should beat. But on the bright side, it looks as though I'll be taking over a pretty solid squad next year in Kansas City."
-- Herm Edwards, after the Jets' 21-19 loss to the Saints
or a few quick hits...
5. Seattle: It rains so much in Seattle because the Seahawks' uniforms make God cry.
6. Cincinnati: Former Cincinnati first-round draft picks David Klingler and Akili Smith recently were hired by the team to serve as official food tasters for Carson Palmer.
He also writes a weekly column at Sportspickle.com It comes out ever wednesday. Heres to a few laughs.
I love this guy. Even if he does mock sabans comments he still produces gems like this....
7. Here's how Jacksonville's quarterback situation inevitably will play out, though. David Garrard will replace Leftwich for the rest of the year and, thanks to their easy remaining schedule, the Jaguars will slip into the playoffs. Meanwhile, Buffalo will be completely awestruck by Garrard's play over the final five weeks -- even though it will be rather pedestrian and against poor competition -- and will trade for Garrard in the offseason and sign him to a huge, long-term contract. Then, three or four years later, the Bills will release Garrard after discovering he's not very good. Garrard then will move into Rob Johnson's mansion, where the pair will laugh and laugh together about the Bills' stupidity -- in between taking swims in their giant pool full of money --
until their dying days.
8. In other injury news, Raiders defensive lineman Warren Sapp is out for the year with a right shoulder injury. Fortunately for Oakland, that's his eating arm, so he actually might show up at training camp next year a bit shy of morbidly obese.
Or some good quotes
"After a terrible game like that, I always find it helpful to just try to forget about football for a bit. And the best way I know how to relax is to dress up like a sailor and hug a goat."
-- Tom Brady, after his four-interception performance in a 26-16 loss at Kansas City
"Sure, it's tough to keep losing, and it's especially tough to drop a home game to a team you think you should beat. But on the bright side, it looks as though I'll be taking over a pretty solid squad next year in Kansas City."
-- Herm Edwards, after the Jets' 21-19 loss to the Saints
or a few quick hits...
5. Seattle: It rains so much in Seattle because the Seahawks' uniforms make God cry.
6. Cincinnati: Former Cincinnati first-round draft picks David Klingler and Akili Smith recently were hired by the team to serve as official food tasters for Carson Palmer.
He also writes a weekly column at Sportspickle.com It comes out ever wednesday. Heres to a few laughs.
good stuff.
