Dear Fellow Fin Followers:
Don't know about you but I really want to win this game! As much as I love the Dolphins I hate the Steelers, and their toothless towel-twirling throng. This game is definitely my Superbowl. So this week I'm going to collect as much good football kharma for Miami and amplify as much bad kharma for Pittsburgh (yes they need even more) as possible. I implore you to make sure you do the same to convince the Football Gods that helping the Dolphins win against the diabolic, rapist-led Steelers, is in the best interest of the universe.
So how can you help? Just do the little things that help enhance your luck and kharma, good or bad (if you have bad luck, convince the Gods that Pitt should win (better chance to beat NE...whatever... yada yada)). You know, help that little old lady with her groceries, walk around the block backwards, grow a beard, post on Finheaven, or volunteer at the local rape-crisis hotline. This is not the week to rob a bank wearing your Tannehill jersey (wear your Steelers throwback jersey for that) nor is it the week to lay on the couch and accept whatever happens; then if we lose say "meh, we had a good season". If that were to happen, I want to know that I, a loyal Dolphins fan for 46 years, did everything that I could do to prevent Mordor from advancing in the playoffs at the expense of Hobbitown. Only then can I rest peacefully that night. Then, early Monday morning, I will see about bidding on a Kansas City Chiefs jersey on e-bay.
Join me! Share your Football Kharma boosting techniques with the board. We must unite and win this!
The Universe depends on it......
RW
Don't know about you but I really want to win this game! As much as I love the Dolphins I hate the Steelers, and their toothless towel-twirling throng. This game is definitely my Superbowl. So this week I'm going to collect as much good football kharma for Miami and amplify as much bad kharma for Pittsburgh (yes they need even more) as possible. I implore you to make sure you do the same to convince the Football Gods that helping the Dolphins win against the diabolic, rapist-led Steelers, is in the best interest of the universe.
So how can you help? Just do the little things that help enhance your luck and kharma, good or bad (if you have bad luck, convince the Gods that Pitt should win (better chance to beat NE...whatever... yada yada)). You know, help that little old lady with her groceries, walk around the block backwards, grow a beard, post on Finheaven, or volunteer at the local rape-crisis hotline. This is not the week to rob a bank wearing your Tannehill jersey (wear your Steelers throwback jersey for that) nor is it the week to lay on the couch and accept whatever happens; then if we lose say "meh, we had a good season". If that were to happen, I want to know that I, a loyal Dolphins fan for 46 years, did everything that I could do to prevent Mordor from advancing in the playoffs at the expense of Hobbitown. Only then can I rest peacefully that night. Then, early Monday morning, I will see about bidding on a Kansas City Chiefs jersey on e-bay.
Join me! Share your Football Kharma boosting techniques with the board. We must unite and win this!
The Universe depends on it......
RW
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