Ray R
Club Member
The amount of people who can't see this "story" as a rather obvious (and hilarious!) attempt at satire is frankly quite concerning.
Come on, guys.
I don't know.
Remember that player we got from some other team a year or two ago. He didn't show up for our first game because he was homesick, so he went back to the last city he played in.
That sounded like satire, but it really happened.