Dolph N.Fan
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http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/...dolphins-extra-0929-20100929,0,4045778.columnFirst dates rarely go better than the one the Dolphins had on Sept. 22, 2008, in the quaint surroundings of Foxborough. Six Wildcat plays, four touchdowns, a 25-point road victory against the Patriots and one humbled coaching genius.
You couldn't blame the Dolphins for falling hard that day for the Wildcat. And when you're smitten from the start, you'll do anything to keep the flame lit. You spoil your love interest with lavish gifts, even if it costs you dearly — like a second-round pick on the seemingly perfect present called Pat White. You keep trying to recapture the first-date magic even as everyone tells you the relationship is doomed and destructive, and it's time to see other people.
And for the Dolphins, it clearly is. They don't need to block the Wildcat's number or de-friend it on Facebook. They can still call on it sometimes, just to see what's up. This going-steady stuff, however, has got to stop.
On Sunday against the Jets, the Dolphins tried the Wildcat eight times. They netted minus-18 yards. As dates go, that's the equivalent of her vomiting expensive red wine all over you, then berating you for letting her order it....
It's kind of obvious it's predictable when it's this one dimensional.