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Everyone is too tense. It's a slow day at work. It's the day before the draft. So, I challenge everyone to a limerick-off. Bring it.



There once was a fellow named Zeke
Quite talented and not reached his peak

But we have holes on D
And soon you will see

If we ignore them we'll once again reek
 
We have a pretend GM named Grier

Whom Mike uses to wipe his rear

Come draft day, we'll trade it all away

I just hope I have enough beer.
 
The eve of the draft, so soon we'll see.
Just what we do with pick one three.

Do we get a crack at a guy named Jack?

Or take the CB Apple or Jackson 3?

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We have several picks in the vault
But make stupid trades like a cult

The DBs are lame
Give up 30 a game

But it's still Tannehill's fault
 
Dolphins fans gather as draft night is near
Cheering on Ross, Tannenbaum, and Grier
But all of their hopes
are wasted on dopes
As everything goes worse than they fear
 
we trade up, we trade down
all fans had a frown
but wait the news is great
we'll trade with Clev at 8
 
Miami traded to thirteen from eight.
They called back Philly, but it was too late.
"You want eight again?
You best call Cleveland.
A running back? Ha ha! Isn't that great!"
 
SD is sitting at three,
when they pick I will hold my pee
because Tanns might pull a card and
get another dion jordan
 
Pick number 13 is a cinch
don't move up or down and inch
we want to win
so let it begin,
The era of Paxton Lynch!
 
paxton Lynch, he's our man
it's time to trade the average one, mr tan

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I think I have seen every mock,
it's almost time to be on the clock
Will it be tackle, backer, corner or back
If he slips to 13, do we take Myles jack?
 
There once was a football head form Dade
who's ego was so big it creates shade
a CB that disapointed
a LB that's disjointed
he doesn't really care, at least he got to trade
 
We sit in our chair awaiting it's start,
Our asses are puckered too tight to fart.
We practice our ritual of hot wings and beer,
Hearts full of hope and heads full of fear.
Team by team names come of the list,
Some fans will be thrilled and some will be pissed.
Such is the fate of a Miami Dolphins fan,
Son of a bitch, I sure do I miss Dan.



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I hope there's no need for a fit
My pride can't take one more hit

Victory's not been tasted
Again I'll get wasted

Because most of our drafts have been BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
 
A clueless team owner named Ross
Dumpster dove to find the new boss
Whose drafting in the near past
Too often sucked rear ass
So I'll be watching while buzzed on the sauce!
 
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the draft is near
I'm all stocked up with beer
the dolphins are ready to pick
I think I'm going to be sick...:tongue:
 
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