Last year I was at a bar alone, sweating through the 2 hours it took to complete the 1st 4 picks.
Twice I embarrassed myself.
At pick 16, the second I heard it was a trade I jumped out of my chair and kicked the table.
Shortly after Shawn Andrews got snagged.
Then at 20, we trade. I see promise.
When I didn't hear J.P. Losman's name, and the WUNDERLIK failing CAREY instead, I again jumped up and this time knocked the pitcher all over myself.
Alone. In Montreal. With a bunch of Pats/Giants fans.
*Yeah, you hear about all the dolphins fans...well, I see pats/giants fans, to be honest.
Needless to say I left the bar, trashed, after pick 19.
Luckily for me, and all of us, Losman looked like crap in his 1 interception 1 fumble lost in 3 minutes outing last season.
Still, I will seclude myself alone this year in my apartment, with fellow dolphins fans...
ALL ALONE AGAIN...
I hope I don't have to scream this time.